Topic: Political Spin Doctors,
therooster's photo
Tue 09/30/08 12:48 PM
Here is my spin on the Nov. presidential election!

Ralph Nader will win with 42% of the popular vote!

How will this happen?

If you figure real polling numbers for Obama & McCain at about 32% for each of them, And Nader at 10%. 16% of the Democrats and 16% of the Republicans are going to decide not to vote for the lesser of two evil's. They are going to vote for Nader/Gonzales. Which will put this country on the fast track of,

RESTORATION OF THE CONSTITUTION
ENDING THE WAR, BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACHMENT OF GEORGE W BUSH & CHENEY
NO WALL ST. BAIL OUT
SINGLE PAYER HEATH CARE FOR ALL
LIVING MINIMUM WAGE
REPEAL FISA AND THE PATRIOT ACT
The list goes on! Check out Votenader.org

Put your own spin on the world, and what's really happening where you live. And stop believing the spin on the Idiot Box!
WE THE PEOPLE, have a civic, moral, and historical battle on our hands for the heart and soul of this country.

So go ahead and spin!

THE BUFFALO STAMPEDE IS COMMING!


me2g's photo
Tue 09/30/08 12:50 PM
:thumbsup:

wouldee's photo
Tue 09/30/08 11:42 PM
you might be right.:wink: laugh

with these gaffes by obama, mcCain has competition for tossing coins in the air and calling it as he sees it.drinker

go to the link and click each gaffe for the substance behindd the obscure humor of this rant.

# 54 Biden thinks Americans watched President Rooselvelt on TV in 1929 (double gaffe)
# 53 Biden tells State Senator in wheelchair to Stand up; video of gaffe
52 Obama admits that he's the champion of the irrelevant personal attack ad; watch video
# 51 Blabbering Joe Biden says Vote Obama and win a free toaster!
# 50 Nice own goal: Obama reminds audience that people have doubts if he's less interested in protecting us from terrorists than he is in reading them their rights
# 49 Shoot me now: only three words on note sent by a bored Obama during Senate meeting
# 48 It started with a kiss; Obama and Jill Biden at the DNC in Denver; five seconds of passion?
# 47 Biden gets it! Admits Hillary would been a better Veep pick for Obama; video
# 46 Obama: "If you put lipstick on a pig its still a pig": who was he referring to?
# 45 Talking about his religion, Obama refers to his Muslim faith until Stephanopolis corrects him; Obama is a Christian
# 44 Watch video of Obama refering to himself as "President": .. BHO continues to impress as Sheriff of New Gaffe City (population 44)
# 43 Making a speech in New Philadelphia, Obama renames the Ohio town, New Pennsylvania
# 42 The difference between Obama and Osama is BS; Joe Biden is full of it and makes Obama/Osama gaffe
# 41 Obama announces he's in St Louis when he was actually in Kansas City
# 40 Obama just welcomed Joe Biden as the next President...before correcting himself: say hi to Sigmund Freud
# 39 Tickets for Invesco field feature Obama and an upside down US flag: campaign in distress?
# 38 Obama COERCES supporters to work for Denver tickets; Michelle had warned he'd FORCE us to work
# 37 Obama's midnight deign to Georgia; takes 3 attempts to get response right
# 36 Elitist Obama asked Iowans" Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?"
# 35 BLUNDER! Obama makes great speech about helping Bangladeshi kids; McCain quietly did
# 34 "It’s always a bad practice to say 'always' or 'never'"
# 33 Reassures Israel that Israel is Israel's best friend
# 32 Talk about being President for 8 to 10 years
# 31 talks about the Great Lakes of Oregon...which dont exist
# 30 Had never heard of Hanford Nuclear Waste clean-up project...despite voting to fund it.
# 29 Thinks Arkansas is closer to Kentucky than Illinois
# 28 Claims his epiphany about race occured after reading a Life Mag article; it does not exist
# 27 Plagiarizes from John Edwards line from his 2003 campaign about being a Washington outsider.
# 26 Claims his campaign doesn't have the technology to edit video like Team Clinton's 1984 ad
# 25 Obama thinks the Canadians have a President
# 24 Name one Obama accomplishment (video)
# 23 Confirms he's an empty blue suit on healthcare (video)
# 22 "Get me more white people"
# 21 Blows off female reporter with not now Sweetie (video)
# 20 Concedes he's not ready to be President (video)
# 19 The Shakespeare flip-flop
# 18 Claims 10000 people died in Kansas tornado
# 17 Forgets to ask Clinton's donors to help her repay debt (video)
# 16 Iran is no threat to America (video)
# 15 Saddam posed no threat to Israel
# 14 Not the Tony Rezko I thought I knew
# 13 Obama the talking parrot plagiarizes Governor Patrick
# 12 The Portagate Affair...places portable toilets on Memorial
# 11 Incapable of giving a yes or no to a simple question (video)
# 10 No plan for fighting Al Qaeda if they attack two cities (video)
# 9 Claims his uncle liberated Auschwitz--he did not
# 8 No mention of military service in Memorial Day grad speech (video)
# 7 Sees ghosts of vets on Memorial Day
# 6 "Aint no black people in Iowa"
# 5 Tells rally in Sunrise he's delighted to be in Sunshine...on three separate occasions
# 4 Says he's delighted to be back in Iowa...he's not in Iowa
# 3 Hit wrong voting button six times
# 2 As we begin our fourth century as a Nation
# 1 Fifty-seven states (video)


http://obamawtf.blogspot.com/2008/07/with-obama-as-sheriff-of-new-gaffe-city.html


drinks waving

damnitscloudy's photo
Tue 09/30/08 11:49 PM
I thought there were 52 states? Hell i don't know anymore. First they change the names of dinosaurs, screw with the food pyramid, now theres more states. I don't know anything anymore o_O