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Topic: If your uncle Jack...
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 09/30/08 11:15 AM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

alisha07 Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 4265	Tue 09/30/08 11:17 AM


ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Tue 09/30/08 11:17 AM
Deja vu.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 09/30/08 11:18 AM
Deja vu. Damn! did someone beat me to posting this?

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Tue 09/30/08 11:19 AM
I don't know uncle Jack.

lighthouselover Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 1100	Tue 09/30/08 11:22 AM
Don't know Uncle Jack... BUT...... I do remember a headline in a MN newspaper years ago.. "A Fertile woman dies in Climax" they are both small MN towns...

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 09/30/08 11:22 AM
Deja vu. Damn! did someone beat me to posting this? I heard that in 8th grade (45 yrs ago)

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 09/30/08 11:23 AM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? OMG!!!! i love that movie!!!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Tue 09/30/08 11:34 AM
I have a cat named Jack.... now I feel perverted...

smjack Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 62	Tue 09/30/08 02:30 PM
Dan...if I've told you once , I've told you a dozen times...I don't need any help getting my elephant off..errrmm...that is getting off her. ummm...and that was not her trunk you were playing with by the way

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Tue 09/30/08 02:32 PM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? if your unkle jack was stuck up on a roof would you help your unkle jack off?

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Tue 09/30/08 02:39 PM
The answer is obviously "no" If Jack helped me "off" an elephant, the elephant would be dead, so there would be no reason for Jack to get on it in the first place, therefore he wouldn't need help.

the_mind_flayer Joined Wed 09/24/08 Posts: 599	Tue 09/30/08 02:43 PM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? I open this post and suddenly I saw Dan's avatar again. I squirted juice out of my nose.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 09/30/08 02:44 PM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? No... what you heard was a lie... LIE I tell you!... LIES AND SLANDER! LIES AND SLANDER!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/01/08 12:15 AM
helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? I open this post and suddenly I saw Dan's avatar again. I squirted juice out of my nose. That wasnt your nose, and that wasnt juice..

FreeToB Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 1332	Wed 10/01/08 12:38 AM
Nope, but I'd ask my ex-girlfriend to. She knows how to handle those things...apparently. Plus, I could probably sell the video.

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