I had to write this for class. The Prof. Never reads them, I thought someone should.

Agreement
09-29-08
Editing

Through out the years I and my parents have disagreed on many things,
ranging from abortion to whether or not it was a random thief who made
those 1 (900) number calls when I was 14 and had the house to myself.
One thing we can never agree on is pizza toppings. I, as a vegetarian,
do not wish for to eat the ground up, minced and processed dead animal
parts on my delicious cheese and tomato sauce pie; they, conversely do
like slaughter house refuse and mushrooms. Mushrooms suck, they grow
in ****, they look like a cartoon penis and Smurfs live in them. My
mom and father dearest love mushrooms though, it's like they have
orgies with them or something. We have argued over the grossness and
use of mushrooms since I was a kid and the only good ones I have had
weren't the type you put on pizza and tasted like ****, but oh how I
was able to slip deep into my own consciousness. It is sort of like
Will Smith said, "parents just don't understand." They like boring
gross mushrooms, I prefer tripping and looking for goblins in the dark
damp corners of seedy, smoky, and cheap pubs.

your use of the word I is in the wrong place......or........

it should be My parents and I.....


<--------spell check nazi.........omg........

interesting.......

mushrooms are an acquired taste.....

I make my kids try something 10 times if they don't like it after that...then ok....


As far as not eating meat...I think a personal preference.

And of course compromise needs to be taught in your home.

Ok. Vege. Gotcha. I get it. Mucho understando.

I think?

What are you writing this for? I know you said a class but which class?