Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in
common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
"aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend
and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend
and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

OMG buttons too funny LMAO

Great ones buttons. Why is it that only
10% of men go to Heaven?
If they all went it would be HELL

greyhound

Those are great

What did the battery say to the potato chip?
"I'm EverReady are you FritoLay?"

Love them they're great.