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Topic: koury said she will be back in a bit
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 04:47 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 04:49 PM
ah good deal

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 04:51 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead. what makes this even even funnier is that I live in an apartment..I wonder what my neighbors think of my lil outhouse out there in the parking lot? lmao They nickname it The Tardis. Not because it is larger inside, but because the amount of poop that you produce seems to exceed your body weight.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 06:09 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead. what makes this even even funnier is that I live in an apartment..I wonder what my neighbors think of my lil outhouse out there in the parking lot? lmao its in the parking lot? koury, thats just wrong. do you have no shame?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 06:12 PM
She doesnt have any shame, its got a glass roof!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 06:14 PM
i wonder if she dares peepers to look in?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 06:18 PM
She has a police siren and flashing lights that she turns on every time..

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 10/04/08 06:22 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!!

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 06:26 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!! snort I'd soooo forgotten that!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 06:28 PM
ouch....lol

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 06:28 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!! snort I'd soooo forgotten that!

FAK Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 7817	Sat 10/04/08 06:29 PM
time to make a poopy?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 06:30 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!! hahaha!! Yup! That was ages ago now, i clogged up the loo and her mum was due to visit any minute. I think i had only met her briefly once before at that time. Cost me 10 quid(20 dollars)! Of course when she arrived she was told the whole story anyway!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 06:30 PM
time to make a poopy? checks meh tummy nope not yet

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 06:31 PM Edited by mischievouskttn on Sat 10/04/08 06:32 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!! snort I'd soooo forgotten that! ummm, to clarify...that was DAN!!! EDIT: whew! thanks Dan, for a minute..my response kinda made ME look like the guilty party.. lmao

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 06:45 PM
Its ok, she keeps a thin stick by the sink so she can push it all down Didn't you have to pay one of Lisa's kids to use a wire coat hanger to break up one of your craps as it wouldn't flush?!! snort I'd soooo forgotten that! ummm, to clarify...that was DAN!!! EDIT: whew! thanks Dan, for a minute..my response kinda made ME look like the guilty party.. lmao That being said, if you ever want one of Lisa's kids to clear your poop away, we know that they would be willing.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 10/04/08 06:48 PM
Lisa's kids told me Dans poop was hairy. They thought it was a baby yeti at first.

yyz Joined Sun 08/31/08 Posts: 13	Sat 10/04/08 06:51 PM
talk abt poopin... you guys know what it like to live on fried rice and green curry.. and thai pepers...lol...how the hell is eveyrone...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 06:51 PM
Lisa's kids told me Dans poop was hairy. They thought it was a baby yeti at first. I probably had been eating some hair pie the night before!

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sat 10/04/08 06:52 PM
Last time I checked Lisa was shaved!