10 Life is sexually transmitted.

9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing

4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:



We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to
where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

u r funny....who write ur stuff ......ah life is not sexually
transmitted, herpes is. and about sandwiches, and erections, only you
would know. weather pays no attention to anybody...well you are wrong
about the internet, because i know how to im you now, and you may hear
from me. haaa haaa

lol Duff you great,,but in all most of the things you read here is from
me,,and the other half is just post from other people that send then to
me,,but in all alot of them are from my own head,,lol,,,love to all here

Why oh why does #6 sound soo right at times ????

some just need a joking truth,,lol,,lmao,,,love 2 all here

they're all good lol

#6 funny...

you are certainly a funny guy... love reading your posts here...

loves2 thanks for the

love #5.

Sorry fokes that I have not been on in a while,,But you know work is
work,,or at least for me it is,,not only that Ido car audio by day,,but
by night,,im THE REPO MAN,,,so whos got the last laugh when I got there
car,,lol,,,but ill be on with new jokes,,wrote some more and hope yall
love them,,,,,LOVE TO ALL HERE.....

I prefer to shove people down the rising escalators so as to keep the
fun in continuity!

hmmm
ponder is right.