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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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You know... it's eerie. Earlier I had this feeling like I was being watched and now... the eye comes out. The world is against me, I swear!  
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Do you count the toilet paper sheet by sheet too?
 
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Chili beans? Is that you? Ppppppfffftttt!!!
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Dear diary.......there are times when I wish I could fart on command.......Im not so talented!!!!
More cheese!!! More cowbell!!! More peanut buttter!!!  
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I like gypsys brown eye. The other one.
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Do you count the toilet paper sheet by sheet too?
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It could be worse. My uncle actually lit himself on fire once doing that.
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You know... Bart rhymes with fart. Hmm...
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It could be worse. My uncle actually lit himself on fire once doing that.
Somehow I think biker does this nightly......
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I'm careful around ignition sources. Nothing worse than a singed sphincter.
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 seen that done before !
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biker goes through 12 blow torches a month
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And the smell of toasted dingleberries is noxious.
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Flamin stool is not cool.
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You can try to gross me out all you want......but I work with poo!!!! AND LOTS OF IT!!!
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i CAN eat and talk about poo.......doesnt bother me!!!!
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I have other meanings to the poo poo platter.......
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well, that's just chitty !
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Should hear gypsys farts. Squeeeeeekpppppfffttt!
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