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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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Ha I did that to my ex husband once.......errrrrrrr maybe 14 times.........I dont remember what I said but I think he hung up on me!!!!!
 
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Could be after the fukc you fukcing fukc fukc head.....or something like that....
 
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When you can tell it's going to ring before it does, let us know.
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I felt better!!!
 
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When you can tell it's going to ring before it does, let us know.
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Now!!!!
Look deeply into my eye............. Are you getting sleepy??? 
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Not really... You're just doing it wrong.
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I love to call people and squeeze my colon.
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oh, no ! the ol' brown eye .....run for your life's !
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I know I feel good afterwards.
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Not really... You're just doing it wrong.
 Now do it again!!!
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But then I'd be redundant. Who wants that?
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 I love to call people and squeeze my colon. I'll call you!!!
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Hello? Ppppppffffttt!!
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oh, no ! the ol' brown eye .....run for your life's !
It can cast a hex with one look!!!
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<--------this one eye has been known to kill men...........just by looking at it!!!!
Now look deeply into my eye!
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You know... it's eerie. Earlier I had this feeling like I was being watched and now... the eye comes out. The world is against me, I swear!
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Hello? Ppppppffffttt!!
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Hello, whose there? Ppppffffttttt!!!!
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