Oldies, but goodies.....


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one
enjoys it?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

makes ya wonder huh

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO...." HUMMMMMMMMMM "

Kevelogy. I wonder if I have that good sense of humour or appreciation
for it. If I don not. I wish I had sir. Good good good. go on tell it.

Tigerman GOOD too. U know that?

good one
Kev.

Yeah really. Go figure.

I told ya it was lame! I do apologize.



I'll refrain from posting un-funnies in the future.

NO dont refrain... i enjoyed. Made me smile.

Humm
lol
Those were good Kev

Here is another to add to your list.
Why do they call it a television set when you only get one?