THE DEMOCRAT PARTY'S MANIFESTO

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by lack of Federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the school system that can't teach a fourth grader how to read is some how the best qualified to teach those same children all about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by Americans driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the U.S. Military, not evil and tyrannical regimes, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitut ion, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain pa rts of the Constitution.

13. You have to beli eve that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we have been subjected to since our founding.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. (I've got news for you. It has never worked because the RIGHT people have been in charge.)

18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York Minute (if you could).

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country, and want these values instilled in our young children.

22. You have to believe in MOB RULE and not RULING THE MOB (The Republican way).

23. You must not listen to Rush Limbaugh.


24 Trade Unions and Trial Lawyers are our strength and power.


25 The Main Stream Media and Hollywood are our propagandists.

26- FEMINISTS and GAYS are the men of our party.

27- The Terri Schiavo case proves we and a two-timing husband have more power than GOD and 2 loving parents.

28 WE HAVE TO CUT & RUN FROM IRAQ BECAUSE IF

THE U.S. HELPS THEM WIN - WE LOSE.

29 WE AND THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA MUST NEVER LET THE TRUTH

ABOUT TWA FLIGHT 800 (www.cashill.com) ANDTHE ARKANSAS PRISON TO CANADA BLOOD SCANDAL ( www.factor8movie.com) TO GET OUT TO RUIN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION.

30 You must remember the immortal word's of our Uncle Joe Stalin - "IT'S NOT WHO VOTES THAT COUNTS - BUT WHO COUNTS THE VOTES."

.

31 LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE ARE THE PARTY FOR THE LOSERS IN

LIFE AND WE(The Elitists -ie-
Kerry or Soros) CAN ONLY KEEP OUR POWER BY KEEPING THEM

Let's not forget that LIBS are the counter culture mental midgets...counter anything good about America.

Please dont forget the Pres that bankrupt the country. I cant wait until you rep get what your asking for. I just want to be on the highest mountain and watch the flames. If i were Obama i would back out. Whay should he be stuck cleaning up the Rep Sh1t. that would be like going back too Slavery

I wish OBAMA would back out...I don't want someone with no experience being prez...he's not qualified to hold the highest office in the land.

Why isn't this in the jokes forum?

I guess probly because it is True LOL

Stands tapping foot with arms crossed.

WELL SAID!

I am glad we agree, bvut not because you think he cant do it. I just want the majority too continue too feel what so many have felt for so long. I guess ut hasnt hit enough of you yet I guess it nice too have your Land taken away from you, lose your Houses,Cars,Bank Accounts, your Children be denied Student Loans, be denied health care, Foreigner doing your Jobs, Investing heavily in the Stock Market, and Fonddling your Rep Vp

Kerbear,

That's not true!

Oh No?

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

I forgot, Dems would never stand for abortion

The Democratic Manifesto.....did you think that up all by yourself or did you plagerize it from some clever neo-con?

he was not a Neo con, He was a republican, and I am sure he was glad that I shared it with the world......

I like this one

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

Like I said, it belongs it the Jokes Forum.

This one is soooooooooooo True

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

Well the Dems and the liberals are a joke, you might be right

Cheer up Winx, I don't think you are a joke You will see the light one day