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Topic: Funny typos & mistakes on profiles (Feel free to add your ow
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/25/08 11:38 AM Edited by uk1971 on Thu 09/25/08 11:38 AM
I keep seeing silly spellings & typos on profiles and its too funny not to share. Perhaps you have some you have seen and can add to the thread? -Looking for a lady that doesn't mind sleeping in a tint. Unless you have a problem with my hair colour? - Just bare with me, OK? I have to get naked? but I hardly know you -I love to conversate, explore and manicure a women mentally and physically. is conversate really a word? and did he really mean manicure or massage? -I like for you to be adventrous but still be scentual and delicate. I always spray perfume before climbing mountains - will that do? -I want to glaze into your eyes. my eyes are glazing already -I can speak English as well as French and I can makeout in French. how's your italian? -I Don't Claim to Be the Dally Lama of Love. OKKKKKK

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Thu 09/25/08 11:49 AM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there.

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Thu 09/25/08 12:05 PM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there. Uhhh yeeeah, you know where his mind was

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Thu 09/25/08 12:11 PM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there. Uhhh yeeeah, you know where his mind was I wonder where his hands were.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/25/08 03:46 PM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there. Uhhh yeeeah, you know where his mind was I wonder where his hands were. probably on the peeboard.

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Thu 09/25/08 07:57 PM Edited by HasidicEnforcer on Thu 09/25/08 07:57 PM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there. Uhhh yeeeah, you know where his mind was I wonder where his hands were. probably on the peeboard.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/25/08 11:16 PM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there. Uhhh yeeeah, you know where his mind was I wonder where his hands were. probably on the peeboard. Either there, or on his hard drive,

Jbomb Joined Mon 12/24/07 Posts: 916	Fri 09/26/08 04:22 AM
I still laugh at one man's headline: "I'm Simpleminded"

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Fri 09/26/08 08:12 AM
Some guy said he was good with cumputers. I'm not even gonna go there.

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Fri 09/26/08 08:12 AM
I still laugh at one man's headline: "I'm Simpleminded" At least he was being honest LOL

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