Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 20 | |
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Forgot to mention my hands were behind my back at the time.
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Yes with your teeth.....no hands...the man is a genius...
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Wants to be the New lips for the Rolling Stones
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Is gonna jump out of a cake when someone special arrives
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I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AFTER PROM
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You are not going to believe what I just did!
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You are not going to believe what I just did! Lemme guess... were handcuffs, paddles, leather boustiers/thongs, thigh-boots, and chains involved? |
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secretly invented a time machine to travel back to cave man days and wont share
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Is really the one that brought sexy back!!!
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she's so flexible that she can fit into her own purse
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Has an attachment for all occasions
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likes to steal some of my "attachments", but at least cleans them before returning them.
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is related by marriage to the Roomba,
and is expected to clean carpets! |
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Write fax numbers on bathroom walls.
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writes his own number on the ladies bathroom walls
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Saves money and eats recycled corn!!!
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Is a taxidermist for insect hunters.
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Has the genuine Mona Lisa in his basement
Hey bro |
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uses his inflatable guitars for sexual pleasure
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Is being eaten from the feet up by a pair of witches
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