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Topic: Depressed!
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Tue 09/23/08 05:04 PM
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Tue 09/23/08 05:05 PM
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Tue 09/23/08 05:08 PM
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Tue 09/23/08 05:10 PM
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Tue 09/23/08 05:11 PM
LOL so wrong, but so funny!
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Tue 09/23/08 05:12 PM
*giggles*
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Tue 09/23/08 05:15 PM
any women that drives is a suicide mission! laugh laugh laugh flowers flowers flowers oops
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Tue 09/23/08 05:19 PM
rant
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Tue 09/23/08 05:20 PM
flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers I.S.S.
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Tue 09/23/08 05:22 PM
drinks gimme da keys!!!
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Tue 09/23/08 05:22 PM
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Tue 09/23/08 05:24 PM

drinks gimme da keys!!!

drinks drinks drinks drinks drinks If your driving I better just join you then
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Tue 09/23/08 05:25 PM
wait....are you pakistani?frown
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Tue 09/23/08 05:27 PM
I'm a Half Elf so no I'm not! rant frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
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Tue 09/23/08 05:29 PM
ok then...hop in....
sorry, i don't have a booster seat
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Tue 09/23/08 05:32 PM
It's ok I'll just sit on your lap. love love blushing blushing blushing
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Tue 09/23/08 05:33 PM
AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN CRASH!
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Tue 09/23/08 05:37 PM
Yeah cause they have little freaks with big pointy ears on their laps. laugh laugh laugh

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