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In a land far far away called good guy land there lived a dillusional princess named barbie.....
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And she met a guy named Ken.
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Barbie has been everything from a model to an astronaut. If mattel ever came out with a dillusional barbie- I'd buy one.
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Dillusional barbie comes with a kung fu deathgrip to hang on to her 3rd world samsonite suitcase purse full of antidepressants.
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and you would be pessimistic ken
i think barbie digs chicks 
we can't all slash our wrists... |
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Dillusional barbie comes with 7 ken dolls to date throuh trial and error relationships, because she keeps dating the same type of loser pretty boy doll who treats her poorly, and can't figure out where all the "good men" are at. The ken dolls are all disposable and bio-degradable.
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Dillusional barbie comes with a kung fu deathgrip to hang on to her 3rd world samsonite suitcase purse full of antidepressants. excellent  
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Dillusional barbie comes with 7 ken dolls to date throuh trial and error relationships, because she keeps dating the same type of loser pretty boy doll who treats her poorly, and can't figure out where all the "good men" are at. The ken dolls are all disposable and bio-degradable. you've no idea the tabulation. continue... |
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Dillusional barbie comes chock full of insecurities.. Boobs too small. Ass too flat. Hair, nails, and eyes not the right color. Dillusional barbie is never satisfied with herself. Comes with fake nails, fake contacts, fake hair color, fake breasts. But the desire for a "Real man".
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a new and improved bedtime story from a guy not unlike another one
tell, does barbie take a lover in this tale. are they made for each other??? |
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((((longhairbiker)))))
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No, no, no. You're thinking of confused barbie who swings both ways and comes with college classmate lesbian activist jody doll and drunken x user bloodshot glassy eye frat boy ken doll.
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we counts on them being biodegradeable..
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But confused barbie looks hot with that little girls shirt showing way to much cleavage and her tramp stamp tattoo across her ass.
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No, no, no. You're thinking of confused barbie who swings both ways and comes with college classmate lesbian activist jody doll and drunken x user bloodshot glassy eye frat boy ken doll. i beg to differ. they're hair cut garage sale trash.. no lovers made???? |
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But confused barbie looks hot with that little girls shirt showing way to much cleavage and her tramp stamp tattoo across her ass. yikes! |
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i'm stickin with reform barbie..
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Is this the...
Mattel Metal presents: LHB Barbie, THE MOVIE! Co-starring Energizer Bunny & the Mr. & Mz. Potato Head! Soundtrack music by: Acid Reflex! ? 
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Edited by
sweetfireice
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Mon 09/22/08 11:24 PM
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i'm stickin with reform barbie.. is she .? |
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But dillusional barbie comes with dreams! Each sold seperately. Dreams of swimming with dolphins. Dreams of traveling europe and meeting jaqcues ken at the louve while traveling paris. Dreams of a mansion full of cats. Dreams of everyone loving her because she's rich and famous. But they are just dreams because the dreams come with a positive pregnancy test strip from that one night with "Tell her anything she wants to hear to get in her pants" ken.
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