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Topic: once upon a time...
ak0 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 2505	Mon 09/22/08 11:31 PM
But dillusional barbie comes with dreams! Each sold seperately. Dreams of swimming with dolphins. Dreams of traveling europe and meeting jaqcues ken at the louve while traveling paris. Dreams of a mansion full of cats. Dreams of everyone loving her because she's rich and famous. But they are just dreams because the dreams come with a positive pregnancy test strip from that one night with "Tell her anything she wants to hear to get in her pants" ken. stop now.. i'm melting, i'm melting sht, i's only dreamin a birthin some babies

sweetfireice Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 110	Mon 09/22/08 11:35 PM
its called, every friend you ever had barbie

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/22/08 11:43 PM
Mattel thought "tell her anything she wants to hear to get in her pants" ken was offensive so they changed his name to "spermdonor who don't pay his child support or see his kids" ken. Comes with goatee and baseball cap and pabst blue ribbon beer.

ak0 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 2505	Mon 09/22/08 11:52 PM
Mattel thought "tell her anything she wants to hear to get in her pants" ken was offensive so they changed his name to "spermdonor who don't pay his child support or see his kids" ken. Comes with goatee and baseball cap and pabst blue ribbon beer. this must be some midwest sht ak0 thinkin she fear to tread where she fear to tread.. how bout good ole international ken elevator ridin big daddy loafer toting ken leather pants wearing, i'm straight ken ??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/22/08 11:55 PM
"spermdonor" ken has a relationship with his new girlfreind "But I haven't come yet" barbie. Because spermdonor ken unlike barbie, who dates the same type of guy over and over, is simple. Spermdonor ken (also known as "three pumps and a dump" ken) keeps dating girls with the same name.

FAK Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 7817	Mon 09/22/08 11:57 PM
barbie is a ho

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/23/08 12:01 AM
Spermdonor ken was always forgetting the girls name in the morning. So he figured hed be safe if he just screwed all girls named barbie.

sweetfireice Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 110	Tue 09/23/08 12:02 AM
"spermdonor" ken has a relationship with his new girlfreind "But I haven't come yet" barbie. Because spermdonor ken unlike barbie, who dates the same type of guy over and over, is simple. Spermdonor ken (also known as "three pumps and a dump" ken) keeps dating girls with the same name. i was gonna say, lets get back to barbie, shes more interesting

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/23/08 12:09 AM
Wannabe "Da sh!t" gangsta ken was discontinued. He couldn't hand sign gangsta signals and kept getting shot dead. "Da sh!t" ken looked stupid with his pants around his ankles, baseball cap sideways in all that bling and gold tooth anyways.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/23/08 12:13 AM
I heard they are coming out with a narcissist barbie. That should be interesting. Comes with fierce attitude problems because of lack of accessories.

ak0 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 2505	Tue 09/23/08 12:14 AM
Wannabe "Da sh!t" gangsta ken was discontinued. He couldn't hand sign gangsta signals and kept getting shot dead. "Da sh!t" ken looked stupid with his pants around his ankles, baseball cap sideways in all that bling and gold tooth anyways. yeah, that only lasted a month or so club series

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/23/08 12:15 AM
then there is Bar b*tch barbie and wife beater Ken.......complete with trailer and a case of beer!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/23/08 12:15 AM
Ive played barbie online before........I know all the barbies and Kens!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/23/08 12:16 AM
I've lost my mind and I can't get up!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/23/08 12:18 AM
Yeah gypsy, I got bored and figured I'd play with my barbie and ken dolls.

sweetfireice Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 110	Tue 09/23/08 12:19 AM
I heard they are coming out with a narcissist barbie. That should be interesting. Comes with fierce attitude problems because of lack of accessories. i'm underwriting the project. she lives in new york and winds up using her food money to purchase hermes bags and scarves in thrift shops and nanny jobs to supplement shoes.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/23/08 12:19 AM
Time for your meds!!!!! Nurse Barbie and Patient Ken!!!! Time for your fleet enema!!!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Tue 09/23/08 12:21 AM
Time for your meds!!!!! Nurse Barbie and Patient Ken!!!! Time for your fleet enema!!! i dont think i wanna know what that is

ak0 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 2505	Tue 09/23/08 12:21 AM
Time for your meds!!!!! Nurse Barbie and Patient Ken!!!! Time for your fleet enema!!! ugh! the medical staff series no doubt fun fun

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/23/08 12:23 AM
Of course there is Bend ovva Ken......he is the gay ken doll complete with friend named Phillipe'!!!! They sashay to and fro to and fro......I love playing with them!!!