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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:16 AM
ummmmmm just play my funky music white boy'!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:19 AM
heres your birthday song purp.......... Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 09/25/08 08:23 AM
dd, just so you know ...my birthday is in about 3 months....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:26 AM
dd, just so you know ...my birthday is in about 3 months.... oh I will just combine the xmas/birthday gift for you!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:26 AM
<----hasnt had a birthday since 1992.........

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 09/25/08 08:30 AM
just like everyone else.....in the past 5 years i have received exactly 2 birthday,ONLY, presents.....it goes like this.... Merry Christmas!, OH....you have a birthday soon, as well...don't you....Well "merry Christmas and Happy birthday" as they hold out " one" gift! "i am such a cry baby!!!!" dd, just so you know ...my birthday is in about 3 months.... oh I will just combine the xmas/birthday gift for you!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:32 AM
ok I will send you one roll of tp and one bottle of palmolive dishwashing liquid..........a week apart!!!! Happy now???

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 09/25/08 08:34 AM
Very much so......you know it's the little things that matter most.. ok I will send you one roll of tp and one bottle of palmolive dishwashing liquid..........a week apart!!!! Happy now???

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Thu 09/25/08 08:34 AM
Happppppppppppppy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Purple!!!! Guess what I got you??? Happy Birthday Purple

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 09/25/08 08:41 AM
heres your birthday song purp.......... Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now HEEE HEEEEEE!!! PERFECT!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 09/25/08 08:41 AM
Happppppppppppppy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Purple!!!! Guess what I got you??? Happy Birthday Purple awww thanks ...hmmm let me guess ...ingredients for making cookies???

Hajimemashite Joined Thu 08/28/08 Posts: 4031	Thu 09/25/08 08:43 AM
Happppppppppppppy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Purple!!!! Guess what I got you??? Happy Birthday Purple awww thanks ...hmmm let me guess ...ingredients for making cookies??? Yes but the good kind

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:43 AM
<--------- what else would I get you???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 09/25/08 08:46 AM
awwwww , its even gift wrapped

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:48 AM
Dear diary........the word of the day is LITTLEUGLYTROLL....brought to you by the letter 2 and the number U~!!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 09/25/08 08:48 AM
gift wrapped??? i will arrive naked!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:51 AM
I like to wear cellophane.......the coloured kind!!!

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Thu 09/25/08 08:53 AM
My brothers grew up with the bloodhound gang.Those guys were always "special" in the needing a helmet kinda way.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/25/08 08:54 AM
My brothers grew up with the bloodhound gang.Those guys were always "special" in the needing a helmet kinda way. I love their videos!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 09/25/08 08:55 AM
if you use red and blue....where the cross... you get purple!!!! I like to wear cellophane.......the coloured kind!!!