Topic: Please Rate My Tape Dispenser
nusalor's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:36 PM
Silly baboon-tape dispensers are for llamas.

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Tue 03/27/07 07:39 PM
That's exactly what my horoscope said, too....

lazyj321's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:41 PM
that's the one...

get any flies...

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Tue 03/27/07 07:42 PM
No, as long as I keep it away from what's-her-name on the other thread,
it's clean!

lazyj321's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:43 PM
laugh laugh

i still feel used..

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Tue 03/27/07 07:44 PM
Me too, but, you know, we all signed waivers, so there wouldn't seem to
be any legal recourse....

lazyj321's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:47 PM
laugh

can the dispenser use the white out tape.. cause i want some $$ for
being a victim..

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Tue 03/27/07 07:49 PM
Office Depot has a fabulous White-Out Pen, only $3.49 plus tax. If I do
enough of these, maybe I'll get an endorsement deal.

lazyj321's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:50 PM
laugh laugh laugh

CampLight's photo
Tue 03/27/07 07:52 PM
My tape dispenser isn’t as cool as that one, in fact mine has very
little couth. It coerced the stapler into going missing for a while. I
understand it got real sticky when the stapler started jittering and now
I have those little paper grommets appearing all over my desk like
snails in a fish tank.

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Tue 03/27/07 08:00 PM
CampLight -- the important thing is that we increase Tape Dispenser
awareness. There is a bill before Congress now which would establish
August as Tape Dispenser History Month, there will be parades and
calendars and a made-for-TV movie starring Patrick Stewart as Vance
Clavenheiden, the man who invented the Tape Dispenser in 1857.

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Tue 03/27/07 08:15 PM
laugh laugh laugh


and DATA for his SIDEKICK 'Error'!! bigsmile

CampLight's photo
Tue 03/27/07 08:19 PM
Oh thank god, it's about time. I'll be looking for that in August and
mabe there will be some workshops and support groups for my little
wayward one.

BeautifulDisaster69's photo
Tue 03/27/07 08:20 PM
Definatly Hotlaugh

Tameka's photo
Tue 03/27/07 08:21 PM
WOW... now that I know its a tape dispenser, I must say that is probably
the greatest tape dispsenser ever!

Sluggo's photo
Wed 03/28/07 12:39 AM
I feel your pain Lex!
You are such an awesome owner,
Your Tape Dispenser should be greatful that he has such a caring owner
drinker drinker

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Wed 03/28/07 12:51 AM
y would you want someone to rate that istead of you, let be geuss
cause the tape thing rates a 5 and your afraid that u might be a 4,
right?

Sluggo's photo
Wed 03/28/07 12:59 AM
LoL...Well, that's not too bad then: Because a 5 & 4 means he's a 9
(since by the laws of 3-somes Ratings are cumulative) laugh

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Wed 03/28/07 01:00 AM
that was good one

Sluggo's photo
Wed 03/28/07 01:04 AM
I believe that's a "Man-Law"

Anyone 2nd it?