Summer Classes for Men at
> THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
>
> REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
> by October 17th 2008
> NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
> OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
>
> Class 1
> How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
> Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
>
> Class 2
> The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
> Round Tab! le Discussion.
> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
>
> Class 3
> Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding
The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
> Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
>
> Class 4
> Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics.
> Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
>
> Class 5
> Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
> Examples on Video.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
> at 7:00 PM
>
> Class 6
> Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
> Help Line Support and Support Groups.
> Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
>
> Class 7
> Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not
Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
> Open Forum
> Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
>
> Class 8
> Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
> Graphics and Audio Tapes.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
>
> Cl! ass 9
> Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials..
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
>
> Class 10
> Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
> Driving Simulations.
> 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
>
> Class 11
> Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
> Online Classes and role-playing
> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
>
> Class 12
> How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
> Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginnin! g at 7:00 PM.
>
> Class 13
> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
>
> Class 14
> The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
> Live Demonstration.
> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
> Upon completion of any of the a above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors!

Too funny Pats. Unfortunately the majority of those topics are things we women wish men would do or do more often. I fuss at my son about the ice tray often and hope that by the time he grows up he'll remember this one!!

Great .. absolutely great.

Excepting I honestly don't require the toilet seat down because they could require the same .. the toilet seat UP








think about it ........

yes

Classic!

DANG! We missed the registration deadline!

say what?

yep, pretty much.

They forgot to mention "Did u see my keys?" That's a class in its self

How about:

Keys to Online Dating Success; Part I, The Approach.

Not getting any responses to your personal ad? Learn how to craft ads that will get attention from women, in six fun sessions, including:

I Am Not My Ride -- why posting a photo of your Harley (boat, car) instead of yourself might not be working for you there, Chachi.

Real Men Use Spell-Check -- wonder why the femininas are not flocking to your ad? These simple, easy-to-remember rules you should have learned in elementary school can have THEM stuffing YOUR inbox (e.g., "I before E, except after C, or when sounded like A, as in neighbor, and weigh!"

Repeat After Me: Women Are Not Just Men with Less Hairy Legs -- Sure, YOU'D like to see topless photos of the ladies with their profiles . . . it doesn't follow that the ladies want to see YOU that way. And combing your hair couldn't hurt, either.

You're Supposed to Use a SCREEN Name, not a SCREAM Name: Calling yourself Bushwhacker, Madder Max, Dahmer II, or The Beastmaster might not be getting you the quality of ladies you want. Think about it.

And more!

So, much more!

DOH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To funny Jack,thanks for the laugh......some of those little quirks I find endearing