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Topic: My Chat About How My Previous Chat Was Destroyed Was Destroy
spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 08:59 AM
bearded ladies exist outside of circuses. local bookstore f'r instance. It's a pretty coarse pubic looking beard that I guess she's proud of, but I'm imagining a velcro sound with her boyfriend (if he exists) and it's not pleasing to the mind.

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:01 AM Edited by spankmaster on Sat 09/20/08 09:03 AM
how do you know when I orgasm shoe monkey?

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 09/20/08 09:02 AM
how do you know when I leave shoe monkey? You smart azz comment's stop.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Sat 09/20/08 09:03 AM
Maybe it's much needed bathroom breaks...

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 09/20/08 09:04 AM
I never caught your first thread that you're referring to. However, I must say that you've provided me with some good laugh's this morning.Thank's!

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:04 AM
There ya go. question/answer.

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:06 AM
Turns out laughter agitates the colo-ruptus sac along your pancreas, which in some individuals spreads hypo-phineal seeds along your dudodenum, which have recently been discovered to cause very painful cancer and madness.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 09/20/08 09:09 AM Edited by shoesmonkey on Sat 09/20/08 09:10 AM
Well, let's see now. My mother died of cancer and, my father suffered from depression. As of yet, I've no sign's of either, nor pain.

IMAGR81 Joined Mon 08/18/08 Posts: 1443	Sat 09/20/08 09:10 AM
Thats it, he has brain cancer. That explains a lot.

grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Sat 09/20/08 09:11 AM
And the pancreas has nothing to do with the colon....

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Sat 09/20/08 09:16 AM
...laughing is like jogging on the inside! haha i cant remember where that came from but one of my buddies in high school always used to say that

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:16 AM
The pancreas and colon are neighbors and they swap stories sometimes! It is not unusual for the pancreas and colon to get along. Human beings born after the year 2002 have a fused pancrea-colon organ that is also quasi-sentient.

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:22 AM
I just noticed that ad for H-Date.com. Date others with Herpes. Wow. I do like the idea of quarantined dating sites, though. Howabout B-Date.com. Date fellow boring people. I wonder if anyone accidentally used H-Date.com or if they somehow send agents into other dating sites to create more H-Date members. If you want to prevent evil, you have to think like evil. But, I don't care too much about the prevention part.

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Sat 09/20/08 09:27 AM
I am done for now. My stomach is rumbling, I smell unwashed. I will be back to teach, conquer, entertain, destroy, create, love, hate, give and steal from you, my faceless horde of admirers. In the immortal words of Fred G. Sanford: "It's the big one. I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 09/20/08 09:35 AM
I ain't said nothing unseemly, and if I did it was only Shining Truth. I really feel sorry for all the martyrs in history. I truly feel their pain. I feel as if I've been crucified, burned, shot, covered in tar and feathers, had pictures of my beaver published in the Enquirer. ummmm real martyrs had actual CAUSES they died for sweets. You? Not happenin anytime soon I think.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 09/20/08 10:29 AM
Im as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.