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After the bar tender closed down her bar and got home she received a call, "Ma'am, what time do you open in the morning"? She replied, "I open at ten a.m." A few hours later she's awakened by
the phone and a drunk slurs, "Yeah, maa'aam, whaat time ya open in da mornin'"? The owner answers, "Hell it doesn't matter your drunk ass isn't coming in". The drunk replied, "In hell, lady, I want da hell outta here, ya locked me in and you're outta liquor". |
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