The family next door to little Billy gave birth to a child who didn't have any ears. Billy's father explained this but knowing how mouthy Billy is told him, "Son, you so much as even say the word 'ears' and I'm gonna beat you to death".

As little Billy admired the baby he states, "He sure does have little fingers and toes and pretty little nose too". The partents thank him. Billy asks, "Can he see really well"? And the parents replied, "Yes, we were very blessed as he has 20/20 vision". Billy replies, "Good thing he would be screwed if he needed glasses".