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Topic: I promise not to give anyone AIDS!
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 09/19/08 04:42 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh chit is he another one of those Bombers Nah! but he looks like he has dropped a few bombs, just not IN the toilet.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/19/08 04:42 PM
He stole my toilet paper!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 09/19/08 04:42 PM
i dont know.. maybe his pants ARE down?? i cant decide... if his pants are down, i think he's a SHE! Thats one thing that nobody thinks about YOU! and the one thing we all think about YOU No you are! no YOU are! Make up your own cuss! lol

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Fri 09/19/08 04:44 PM
He stole my toilet paper!!! he's wiping his ass with phil!!

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Fri 09/19/08 04:46 PM
so, no love for a new member?

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Fri 09/19/08 04:47 PM
haha.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 09/19/08 04:48 PM
We love a new 'member'!

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Fri 09/19/08 04:49 PM
i thought we were trying to figure out if there even WAS a member?

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 09/19/08 04:54 PM
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spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Fri 09/19/08 04:54 PM
i provided the set-up for that joke. you're welcome.

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Fri 09/19/08 04:55 PM
Did Christ just spam me with some kind of joke?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 09/19/08 04:57 PM
i provided the set-up for that joke. you're welcome. The joke wasnt that good, you can take the credit.

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Fri 09/19/08 05:00 PM
What are you doing in that photo? His trousers look like they're pulled up, but yes he is! goodness sakes i hope you have your depends on! welcome to jsh

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Fri 09/19/08 05:00 PM
oh gawd!!!!!!!!! i mean mingle2

spankmaster Joined Mon 09/08/08 Posts: 85	Fri 09/19/08 05:01 PM
I will be providing a more authentic taking a dump photo in the near future. I just recently had surgery on my urethra and it looks like a miniature Whoopi Goldberg screaming down there. So, I was rightly embarassed to do take a pantless crapping photo. I still crapped though.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Fri 09/19/08 05:04 PM
What are you doing in that photo? His trousers look like they're pulled up, but yes he is! He's your kind of guy Dan (and Phil's)

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Fri 09/19/08 05:05 PM
He stole my toilet paper!!! he's wiping his ass with phil!! dont be silly, lisa. i`m sure hed rather use a little papersmile, it goes alot further

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Fri 09/19/08 05:05 PM
What are you doing in that photo? hes brewing up a pot of toilet chili The correct name is "butt stew". LOL!!!!!!!!!

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Fri 09/19/08 05:05 PM
I will be providing a more authentic taking a dump photo in the near future. I just recently had surgery on my urethra and it looks like a miniature Whoopi Goldberg screaming down there. So, I was rightly embarassed to do take a pantless crapping photo. I still crapped though. If you wanna drop a duece do it on your own time .... we are busy over here in Mingle land ..

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 09/19/08 05:06 PM
I will be providing a more authentic taking a dump photo in the near future. I just recently had surgery on my urethra and it looks like a miniature Whoopi Goldberg screaming down there. So, I was rightly embarassed to do take a pantless crapping photo. I still crapped though. Maybe she was filming Sister Act 3 down there?