Can you tell me if I have this right?

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the
United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and
Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people,
20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your
unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

Awesome!!!

great find

Yup

I heard someone read that the other day.... I guess I am going to be unstable if I go to Harvard!

Ohhh nooo, don't do it! Don't go to one of the top colleges.

I would guess that the way one presents information will tend to push an argument in a certain direction...

Swallowing what the left puts out without even chewing may be why you are somewhat confused...

here is a FACT you neglected to state...

in the left leaning Democratic Party Barack is the farthest to the left of all...

he is a socialist.. plain and simple...
a vote for him is a vote for socialism...
and under socialism only the elites like
him and his wife will benefit...
while promising a free ride to those who vote for them...

one of the first things they (Pelosi and Co.) want to do is curtail freedom of speech that way the dumbed down population can be easily controlled...

So vote but make sure you drink the coolaid...

Dennis - read the forum heading --- Jokes & Funny Stories - believe what you want to believe (we are all entitled), but keep in on your side of the fence

there is no left/right in this whatsoever, but I do thank you for attempting to clear my muddled mind

cant drink Kool aid - has too much sugar

why not?

People might think you are unstable.

Harvard is an awesome school.

I am probably already unstable.... or else I am definately unstable for the stuck up snobs.. I rock the boat too much!

why fit in when you are all meant to stand out

They need someone like you there. Rock that boat, Tanyann.
Let your light shine through!!

Excellent thread!

He attended Harvard University, and earned a Ph.D. in mathematics from the University of Michigan specializing in geometric function theory. He became an assistant professor at the University of California, Berkeley, at age 25, but resigned two years later.




Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomer.

Jesus Christ-Community Activist
Pilate-Governor

You bad.