Hearken well ye’ scurvy knaves, for this be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Every one a ya’s is expected to be talkin’ in a Pirate-y style from sun up ’til down. ;)

Heave Ho, get the hempen halter ready so we can hang 'im from the yardarm Now that this is done we had better weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! Yo Ho Ho




(Thanks google)

I googled mine too.

ummmmmm........


Arrggggg!!

Avast ya land lubbin wenches, the old salt himself is here!!!!

Come aboard me pirate ship(ok, its a kayak) and let us all set sail for warm waters!!!!!!!!

Jumpin Jack Flash! I've got the scuuuurrrrvvvvy! Anyone knows a fixer up for this bloody thing?

Arrrrgh

Aye, Captain. I'm a good land lubbin wench. I sees me aboarding ye kayak.

Limes ya silly girl.
Is why we call the bloody English "Limeys"

I know, I rutted with a Limey once. Filthy beggar (rutted)

Arrrgh, I'll be off to the grocers swift as anything now

I got a song for the occasion

Friggin' In The Riggin'

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel sh-t
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f-ck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his f-cking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f-ck all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c-ck with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f-cking nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f-ck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f-ck she was not able
So the dirty sh-ts, they nailed her t-ts
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f-ck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f-ck all else to do ...

Arrrrgh I'm here for your loot and your booty

That's Right Pirates Are Going to Rule the World!!!

Romeo, that was rockin..... I loved loved loved it!!!

Why couldn't the young pirate couldn't see a movie?

It was rated ARRRRRRRHHH!

I couldn't pass up a bad pirate joke opportunity.

Arrrgh, ye bloody well can't have it.