A man was looking around in his yard one day as his wife watched from the picture window...Suddenly he looks at her and points to her, points to his eye twice and makes a motion as if raking the yard...the wife hesitates a moment..she then points at him, grabs her left breast...points at her butt and then grabs her crotch...the husband, getting frustrated walks into the house shaking his head..."I was not asking for sex" he says..."I was asking if you had seen my rake?"...the wife smiles and replies..."And I wasn't offering....I was telling you that you....leftit...behind....the bush!"

Oh, Kim, that was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!

Good one.

Oh man....I fell off my chair laughing...lol