~*~*~*~*~*~*Opening Soon*~*~*~*~*~*~

Now Hiring experienced staff. Please stop by for applications and on the spot interviews. Needed for M-W lunchtime.

Will be offering a daily specials and full menu of small town items.

I'm a good cook.

Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon?

is all this for real?

is all this for real?

(pppsssstttttt.... just a thread)

you got me excited.... cause i would of loved to try it out.. I am very talented with food

just thought i would add this here.....



McDONALDS APPLICATION

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes – Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

thanks for sharing that

I can try.

Ok.... I would like a tentative weekly specials schedule in two days and a list of inventory ASAP... so we can get this joint up and running!

Ok..... still hiring....

Looking for experienced staff....


1 hostess

1 waitress


possibly a manager.... with great recommendations only!

do you need a 'Wallflower?'

sure babe and you can be the first customer as soon as we have full staff!

Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month

host or wait staff?

Ill sit in the corner, near the window and drink a nice cup of Earl Grey and make it looker fuller to draw more ppl in.

Good deal!

I haven't seen you around lately... how have you been?

*slides muddy a steaming cup on the house*

Host

can you been here monday thur wednesday around noon?