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Topic: Tanya's LunchTime Cafe
Muddysneakers77 Joined Thu 08/02/07 Posts: 1530	Thu 09/18/08 10:30 AM
do you need a 'Wallflower?' sure babe and you can be the first customer as soon as we have full staff! Ill sit in the corner, near the window and drink a nice cup of Earl Grey and make it looker fuller to draw more ppl in. Good deal! I haven't seen you around lately... how have you been? slides muddy a steaming cup on the house work, work and more work. Did I mention Ive been working alot?

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 09/18/08 10:31 AM
Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month host or wait staff? Host can you been here monday thur wednesday around noon? Very soon, that should not be a problem

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:32 AM
well.... this semester... I am up at 6 am... and I don't get home until the earliest around 6:30 pm (if I'm lucky) work, internship, classes, scholars group, organization meetings... meeting for other stuff... blah blah blah blah

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:32 AM Edited by tanyaann on Thu 09/18/08 10:34 AM
Ok... current staff.... Owner: Tanya Cook: beachbum Host: patsfan Wait staff: open still needing to fill more positions.... pay based off experience and merit! oh! and our regular wallflower: muddy

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 11:01 AM
** last call for on the spot interviews until tomorrow****

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 01:37 PM
on the spot interviews for experienced wait staff

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 09/18/08 01:38 PM
I'm here. Ummmmmm....what am I here for?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 01:45 PM
I'm here. Ummmmmm....what am I here for? are you applying to become a waiter... or are you just checking out the place before we offically open?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 09/18/08 01:46 PM
I'm here. Ummmmmm....what am I here for? are you applying to become a waiter... or are you just checking out the place before we offically open? Ooooooooo. Yeah! I'll be a waiter. Can I wear roller skates?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 01:49 PM
I'm here. Ummmmmm....what am I here for? are you applying to become a waiter... or are you just checking out the place before we offically open? Ooooooooo. Yeah! I'll be a waiter. Can I wear roller skates? Absolutely... can you be here around noon monday thru wednesday?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 09/18/08 01:51 PM
I will say yes.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 02:13 PM
I will say yes. You're hired! you start next week, unless you want to work tomorrow!

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 02:15 PM Edited by tanyaann on Thu 09/18/08 02:15 PM
WELCOME TO TANYA'S LUNCHTIME CAFE! Meet the staff: Owner: Tanya Cook: beachbum Host: patsfan Roller skating waiter: Goofball oh! and our regular wallflower: muddy We are here to serve you Monday thru Friday with good eats and daily specials. Come and pop in during your lunch break for good food and conversation! ******* Always willing to accept new applications!

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Thu 09/18/08 02:32 PM
just thought i would add this here..... McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes – Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 02:37 PM
welcome fellow turtle lover, we are closing up for the day... but I'll be sure to open up on time tomorrow promptly by noon (est)

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Thu 09/18/08 02:39 PM
welcome fellow turtle lover, we are closing up for the day... but I'll be sure to open up on time tomorrow promptly by noon (est) Hi Tanya!!! Don't kick me out. I WON'T GO

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Fri 09/19/08 06:46 AM
flips the lights on Have to get ready for a grand opening!

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Fri 09/19/08 06:49 AM
I would like to be the hostess...or if not whatever tanya wants me to do.....

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Fri 09/19/08 06:50 AM
I would like to be the hostess...or if not whatever tanya wants me to do..... I need a manager and i think that you have the experience for that postion? Are ya on board?

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Fri 09/19/08 06:52 AM
Totally my sweets.....and it pays to be the owners mommy....gigglesnort.