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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111
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Fri 09/19/08 08:45 AM
it gets vewy vewy sweaty.....and it huorts ......indifferent I still got the boogers now I ave a fever an a sore throat tooo...pass the tissues please

think <<-- I think this one is sneezing ...

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Fri 09/19/08 08:48 AM
<------passes the kleenex........


<-------hands purple a black tea......drinker

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Fri 09/19/08 08:49 AM

it gets vewy vewy sweaty.....and it huorts ......indifferent I still got the boogers now I ave a fever an a sore throat tooo...pass the tissues please

think <<-- I think this one is sneezing ...

I'll give you a shot of special medicine.

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Fri 09/19/08 08:49 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Fri 09/19/08 08:50 AM
I wasnt impressed with walmart superstore........but I DID buy a coat!!! LIKE I NEED ANOTHER COAT!!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway

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Fri 09/19/08 08:52 AM

I wasnt impressed with walmart superstore........but I DID buy a coat!!! LIKE I NEED ANOTHER COAT!!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway

The food there isn't any cheaper then the regular store and they run out a lot.

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Fri 09/19/08 08:55 AM
It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more.......noway

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Fri 09/19/08 08:57 AM

It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more.......noway

It is pretty bad. They do normally have stocked shelves though, just not the same selction as a regular one.

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Fri 09/19/08 09:00 AM
coats are cool ........prolly need it already
it raining here today ......sniffle.......
me an the lil monster went to Walmart yesterday , I got food an a couple of movies an some curtain hooks ohwell an the lil one behaved himself an didnt even bug me to buy him a toy :smile:

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Fri 09/19/08 09:03 AM

coats are cool ........prolly need it already
it raining here today ......sniffle.......
me an the lil monster went to Walmart yesterday , I got food an a couple of movies an some curtain hooks ohwell an the lil one behaved himself an didnt even bug me to buy him a toy :smile:
sunny and cool here.....I need to buy food.......I ate once yesterday. noway

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Fri 09/19/08 09:04 AM
It was 37F here last night.

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Fri 09/19/08 09:08 AM
apparantly its supposed to be 79 F here today:banana:

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Fri 09/19/08 09:08 AM
I had a happy meal yesterdaybigsmile (it helped):smile:

dumb toy though "Lego Batman" ....lame......

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Fri 09/19/08 09:08 AM
it's not how big it is, that matters....it's how they use it!


It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more.......noway

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Fri 09/19/08 09:09 AM

I had a happy meal yesterdaybigsmile (it helped):smile:

dumb toy though "Lego Batman" ....lame......
Happy meals dont make me happy anymore........I like their breafasts though:tongue:

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Fri 09/19/08 09:10 AM

it's not how big it is, that matters....it's how they use it!


It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more.......noway

walmart doesnt know how to use it!!!grumble

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Fri 09/19/08 09:10 AM
GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Beergaritas.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

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Fri 09/19/08 09:11 AM
dd,

i dated a Scottish girl , once......

oh.....mmmmmm

MacMuffin!

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Fri 09/19/08 09:15 AM

GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Beergaritas.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
hahaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 09/19/08 09:15 AM

dd,

i dated a Scottish girl , once......

oh.....mmmmmm

MacMuffin!
you just killed my appetite!!noway laugh noway

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Fri 09/19/08 09:17 AM
ddn's diet.....visualizations so unnerving that you won't want to eat..



i should write a book!!!

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