Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111 | |
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it gets vewy vewy sweaty.....and it huorts ...... I still got the boogers now I ave a fever an a sore throat tooo...pass the tissues please
<<-- I think this one is sneezing ... |
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<------passes the kleenex........
<-------hands purple a black tea...... |
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it gets vewy vewy sweaty.....and it huorts ...... I still got the boogers now I ave a fever an a sore throat tooo...pass the tissues please <<-- I think this one is sneezing ... I'll give you a shot of special medicine. |
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Fri 09/19/08 08:50 AM
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I wasnt impressed with walmart superstore........but I DID buy a coat!!! LIKE I NEED ANOTHER COAT!!!
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I wasnt impressed with walmart superstore........but I DID buy a coat!!! LIKE I NEED ANOTHER COAT!!! The food there isn't any cheaper then the regular store and they run out a lot. |
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It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more.......
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It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more....... It is pretty bad. They do normally have stocked shelves though, just not the same selction as a regular one. |
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coats are cool ........prolly need it already
it raining here today ......sniffle....... me an the lil monster went to Walmart yesterday , I got food an a couple of movies an some curtain hooks an the lil one behaved himself an didnt even bug me to buy him a toy |
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coats are cool ........prolly need it already it raining here today ......sniffle....... me an the lil monster went to Walmart yesterday , I got food an a couple of movies an some curtain hooks an the lil one behaved himself an didnt even bug me to buy him a toy |
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It was 37F here last night.
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apparantly its supposed to be 79 F here today
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I had a happy meal yesterday (it helped)
dumb toy though "Lego Batman" ....lame...... |
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it's not how big it is, that matters....it's how they use it!
It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more....... |
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I had a happy meal yesterday (it helped) dumb toy though "Lego Batman" ....lame...... |
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it's not how big it is, that matters....it's how they use it! It is bigger..........but less selection???? I thought it would be more....... |
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GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Beergaritas. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to Go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that Said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'' |
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dd,
i dated a Scottish girl , once...... oh.....mmmmmm MacMuffin! |
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GOTTA PEE Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Beergaritas. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to Go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that Said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'' |
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dd, i dated a Scottish girl , once...... oh.....mmmmmm MacMuffin! |
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ddn's diet.....visualizations so unnerving that you won't want to eat..
i should write a book!!! |
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