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Topic: ARE YOU F*N KIDDING ME?!
Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 09/17/08 09:02 PM
if someone is drowning,and you dont want to give them mouth to mouth,then guess what? pull down your pants and fart in their mouths(also the more beans you eat,the better the chance of saving someones life with your fart) yes im watching manswers right now

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 09/17/08 09:05 PM
Ummm...perhaps you should just let me drown???

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 09/17/08 09:06 PM
Ummm...perhaps you should just let me drown??? i with her on this one...lol

somedude2007 Joined Tue 04/24/07 Posts: 646	Wed 09/17/08 09:07 PM


Dangerous_Kitchen Joined Mon 06/02/08 Posts: 2897	Wed 09/17/08 09:07 PM
yea, always check the patient's chart first... DNR!!!

Jules0565 Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 4485	Wed 09/17/08 09:08 PM
I'd rather die first... don't come near me!

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 09/17/08 09:08 PM
Ummm...perhaps you should just let me drown??? Don't go swimming with him. If you do watch out for bubbles.

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 09/17/08 09:10 PM Edited by Wolf19 on Wed 09/17/08 09:10 PM
well....would you do it to a total stranger? you could save them but then they`re gonna say,"did you eat a pile of crap?!"

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Wed 09/17/08 09:12 PM
I'd rather die first... don't come near me! MEEE TOO STAY AWAY!

Cthulhudon Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 76	Wed 09/17/08 09:15 PM
DNR (Do Not Resuscitate)

doodlebuggrrl Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 593	Wed 09/17/08 09:16 PM
good lord...

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 09/17/08 09:16 PM
I have saved a couple of kids from drowning. I never farted on them.

TheShadow Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 14218	Wed 09/17/08 09:16 PM
if someone is drowning,and you dont want to give them mouth to mouth,then guess what? pull down your pants and fart in their mouths(also the more beans you eat,the better the chance of saving someones life with your fart) yes im watching manswers right now Thats is just wrong

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 09/17/08 09:18 PM
This thread is SOOOOooooooo disturbing...and yet, the responses have me LMAO. It must be time for bed when this is the high point of my evening... Night all!

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 09/17/08 09:18 PM
if someone is drowning,and you dont want to give them mouth to mouth,then guess what? pull down your pants and fart in their mouths(also the more beans you eat,the better the chance of saving someones life with your fart) yes im watching manswers right now Thats is just wrong yes it is,but if you cant give cpr with your mouth,and your feeling gassy,that might be te only way to save the persons life

popcornncoke Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 2088	Wed 09/17/08 09:19 PM
Ummm...perhaps you should just let me drown???

Trinacoles Joined Sun 08/31/08 Posts: 40	Wed 09/17/08 09:20 PM
Life support hellooooooo.... Farting to save a life.. you have got to be kidding me... if you don't have any more energy in you than that let me die... keep it to yourself..

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 09/17/08 09:20 PM
And I'm wondering why I don't own a tv?

IMAGR81 Joined Mon 08/18/08 Posts: 1443	Wed 09/17/08 09:23 PM
I am hoping that I never drown near him... Or anyone else. ewwww

SilverJoy Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 570	Wed 09/17/08 09:26 PM
Your hypothetical scenario states..."if I am drowning" which means I still have HOPE! It does NOT state..."I have drowned and need CPR". So, I say..."quite laughing at me flailing in the water...toss me the life perserver, you lazy ARSE...and keep your AZZ outta my face, TYVM"!