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With that kind of Attitude I hope the OP never is drowning.
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if someone is drowning,and you dont want to give them mouth to mouth,then guess what? pull down your pants and fart in their mouths(also the more beans you eat,the better the chance of saving someones life with your fart)  
For some reason I can't see myself teaching this in my next Lifeguard Class
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It just reminds me of my two retarded freinds riding bike across the mojave. They stop to take a break and one of them gets bit on his penis by a rattlesnake. The other races 5 minutes away to the doctor to get help. The doctor explains to him that he needs to suck out the venom. He races back and the guy with the snakebite says "So, what did the doctor say?" The biker replies "He said you're gonna die!"
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Biker, I know that joke... and yea... let me die thanks...
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please don't fart in my face, I'll take my chances
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My farts are probably better than the air a lot of people breathe.
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user, you live here in wisconsin... its not that bad unless your are around a lot of brat kraut eaters that are washing it down with beer... then I hope your in a wide open space.... yea dont ask.
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user, you live here in wisconsin... its not that bad unless you brat are down in a wide open space.....yea |
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user, you live here in wisconsin... its not that bad unless you brat are down in a wide open space.....yea That's just sad..... |
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I never imagined a reason to shove a person's mouth around an exhaust pipe and pinch their nose.
Now...I'm seeing this. 
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