Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

What happens if you touch these two wires tog--

We won't need reservations.

It's always sunny there this time of the year.

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.

You can make it easy... that train isn't coming fast.

Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.

Let's see if it's loaded.

Just watch me dive from that bridge.

If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop.

Too funny

Hey ya'll watch this