Girl, I took a look at your profile and not only are you beautiful but you are obviously very intelligent and deep. You are a "great catch" I wouldn't throw you back. I'd take you home and eat you.

I must be good luck for men online. Really.

I keep finding great guys to talk to online, we start talking on the phone, e-mail, etc..

They say, "wow, I have never met a woman like you before. You kick ass!" (or something to that effect.)

We make plans to meet, and then- WHAM!!

I get an e-mail or a call saying, "Thank you for all your advice, and talking openly about women. I have found a girl, went back to the ex, etc."

SHEESH. I must be a lucky charm or something. I guess if you want to find a great girl, you have to talk to me first.

My mailbox is now open for business.. lol!

Great googly moogly- I should get a damn finders fee.