Topic: Southern Stereotypes | |
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OK...what stereotypes do you expect from a southerner (I am in ATL, have been for 30 some years)...I think most expect to hear words like
ya'll ain't sumthin 'cause yup uh-huh i screw my cusin and the goats out back ...and you expect us to eat grits pigs feet chitterlings anything fried road kill ...just curious, stereotypes are sad but almost very accurate...just want to know what the rest of the US thinks of the south... |
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God, I live in freakin Alabama and I can't remember chit.
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Don't forget the missing teeth.
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Don't forget the double-wides and the big-ass belt-buckles.
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Forgot your Rebel flag, sweet tea, Mint Juleps, and fried Okra
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gonna leave it to you darlin', I'll believe what you tell me..
Guy the missing teeth are all in Fak's collection.. |
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Dim skeeters down herrrr are so big they could stand flat footed and "F" a turkey.
Yall be good |
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I reckon she's so ugly she'd run a dog off a meat wagon.
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i live in texas where we all ride horses and use the outhouse
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and, "i tell you wot..."
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you aint talking about texans cause if you is
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Don't forget the double-wides and the big-ass belt-buckles. Nothing wrong with my belt buckles being as big as my ass. |
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fix`n-i rekon--ova yonder-- in the holer
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Big trucks....
Camaro IROC Z's.... Yard Knomes.... Nascar.... and wearing your hunting clothes to walmart. |
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And y'all have to have names like billy joe jim bob!!!
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We all marry our cousins.
(my cousin did marry her 3rd cousin) |
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i say fix-in to and you guys
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i just learnt what "cornhole" was around these parts. i saw it on a marquis ... "cornhole tournament this weekend" and was gonna sign up, but found out it was merely tossin' bean bags into plywood ramps with holes in them. boooor-iiiiiing! where i come from, cornholin' has an entirely different meaning
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Edited by
Dangerous_Kitchen
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Sun 09/14/08 09:56 PM
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Oh I hear so much of that....al of it really
but I only sleep with my cousin every other week... |
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