Browsers should run with next to no privileges, but meh...

Its plugins, calling them funny names, and the OS underneath that makes browsers insecure.

Firefox looks in the mirror and thinks its fat.
Opera just wants to be popular.
Safari is boring.
Internet Explorer gets drunk and pukes on your shoes, no one likes it.
Google Chrome suffers from premature ejaculation, but can go many many times.

You think Safari is quick, wait until you try out Google Chrome.

Same HTML rendering engine as Safari, but with a new Javascript engine.

Ta,

Chris.