Topic: What my Mother has taught me.....
mrsart4all's photo
Sun 03/25/07 05:42 PM
My Mother Taught Me About…

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING….
“You are going to get it when we get home!”

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back
to me!”

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to
the shop with me.”

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way.”

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You’re just like your father.”

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

And last but not least…

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then
you’ll see what it’s like!”

Tell me you haven't heard at least one of these growing up!! LOL
:smile: :smile:

prussia's photo
Sun 03/25/07 05:45 PM
LOL Good one ...

I had so many lessons of Justice when I was a wee girl hahaha

Thndrghost's photo
Sun 03/25/07 06:10 PM
laugh laugh laugh grumble laugh laugh laugh laugh

Duchess_Athena's photo
Sun 03/25/07 06:51 PM
unfortunately i have herd them all in one way or another

ccrzyolfool's photo
Mon 03/26/07 06:49 PM
we musta had the same mom lmao