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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110 | |
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Dear diary..... why cant I just stop trying ,an give up an stop bein hopeful? why this thirst to not be alone yet none wants to quench it? do I even belong in this world?? I sure dont feel to welcome , like a parasite that just latches on somewhere an rides it out... I'm starting to decay I'll turn to dust an blow away.......  You are welcome with me.
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Let's drop!
Yeah, come on I'll take you home If you don't leave me at the front door (Leave me at the front door) Your body's cold But girl, we're gettin' so warm And I was thinking of ways That I could get inside (Get inside) Tonight you're falling in love Let me go now This feeling's tearing me up Here we go now Now if she does it like this Will you do it like that? Now if she touches like this Will you touch her right back? Now if she moves like this Will you move her like that? Come on, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Your lips tremble But your eyes are in a straight stare (In a straight stare) We're on the bed But your clothes are laying right there And I was thinking of places That I could hide (I could hide) Tonight you're falling in love Let me go now This feeling's tearing me up Here we go now Now if she does it like this Will you do it like that? Now if she touches like this Will you touch her right back? Now if she moves like this Will you move her like that? Come on, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it I saw you dancing And I couldn't get you off my mind I could tell that you could tell That I was taking my time But I was thinking of ways To get you to stay tonight Body's shaking Tell me off so I can turn off the lights Now if she does it like this Will you do it like that? Now if she touches like this Will you touch her right back? Now if she moves like this Will you move her like that? Come on, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake Shake, shake, shake it   
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dEAR diary.........time to throw out the food!!!
 Bye bye old corn on the cobb......bye bye green vegetable.......no idea what you are.......bye byeeeeeeeeee what is this?>>?????? byeeeeeeeeeeeeee byeeeeeeeeeeee with the old and in with the new!!! 
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Old man look at my life
Im alot like you were Old man look at my life Im alot like you were
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2 girls for everrrrrrrrrrrrry boy!!!
Ive got a 34 wagon and we call it a woodie Surf city here we come!! You know its not very cherry its an oldie but a goodie Surf city here we come!!!  |
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I missed you, Gypsy.
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I missed you, Gypsy.
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I missed you, Gypsy. Oh! Dear me! You're back?!! And I've nothing to wear for this special occassion!!     Welcome back, young lady friend. 
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
on
Sat 09/13/08 11:12 AM
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators at
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian d*cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven d*cks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the20final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" |
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OMG
 Those are sooooo funny!! I should have been an announcer! Everyone tells me that I sound like a radio announcer. I could have been famous for those comments!!
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I missed you, Gypsy. Oh! Dear me! You're back?!! And I've nothing to wear for this special occassion!! Welcome back, young lady friend.
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lmaooooooooooooooooo catch!!!
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We got in trouble for aahh clothing ehh
Scoundrel talks of D*cks & mounting! 
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We got in trouble for aahh clothing ehh Scoundrel talks of D*cks & mounting! Who? Me? I...I...***guilty, but don't recall*** 
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ITS RAINING MEN..........HALLELEIGUHA!!!
ITS RAINING MEN...........AMEN!!!
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(looking out the window...sees no raining men...just a bunch of sweaty hard-bodied construction workers, doing roadwork, by my apartment.)
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(looking out the window...sees no raining men...just a bunch of sweaty hard-bodied construction workers, doing roadwork, by my apartment.)
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Oooohh! I get it...finally!
You're checking your pervs and emails, Gypsy!
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(looking out the window...sees no raining men...just a bunch of sweaty hard-bodied construction workers, doing roadwork, by my apartment.) Are they mostly overweight, scruffy looking, spit tobacco juice, rub boogers off their fingers on their clothing...etc? Must be the same union that's working up here.
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No.......actually, they are quite built!!! Must be all that garbage they keep picking up........good work out!!!!
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