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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110 | |
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I see a red door and I want it painted black
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Say your prayers, little one Don't forget, my son, To include everyone Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit: light Enter: night Take my hand We're off to never-never land Something's wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight And they aren't of Snow White Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire And of things that will bite Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit: light Enter: night Take my hand We're off to never-never land Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the Lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the Lord my soul to take Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head Exit: light Enter: night Grain of sand Exit: light Enter: night Take my hand We're off to never-never land   
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When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be Will I be pretty, will I be rich Here's what she said to me. Que Sera, Sera, Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours, to see Que Sera, Sera What will be, will be. When I was young, I fell in love I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead Will we have rainbows, day after day Here's what my sweetheart said. Que Sera, Sera, Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours, to see Que Sera, Sera What will be, will be. Now I have children of my own They ask their mother, what will I be Will I be handsome, will I be rich I tell them tenderly. Que Sera, Sera, Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours, to see Que Sera, Sera What will be, will be. |
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SHUTTUP DORIS!!!
 
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Dear, Dear Diary
I wanna tell my secrets ‘Cause you’re the only one That I know willl keep them Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets I know you’ll keep them This is what I’ve done I’ve been a bad, bad girl For so long I don’t know how to change, What went wrong Daddy’s little girl When he went away What did it teach me? That love leaves, yeah yeah Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets ‘Cause you’re the only one That I know will keep them, yeah Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets I know you’ll keep them So This is what I’ve done I’ve been down every road you could go I’ve made some bad choices, as you know Seems I’ve got this whole world cradled in my hands But it’s just like me not to understand, yeah Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets ‘Cause you’re the only one That I know willl keep them Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets I’ve been a bad, bad girl I’ve learned my lessons, yeh I turned myself around I’ve got a guardian angel tattooed on my shoulder She’s been watching over me. Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets ‘Cause you’re the only one That I know will keep them Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets 'Cause your the only one that I know you’ll keep them This is what I’ve done Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets ‘Cause you’re the only one That I know will keep them Dear, Dear Diary I wanna tell my secrets I’ve been a bad, bad girl I've been a bad, bad girl |
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are you there god??
its me Margret..... 
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god is DEAD!!! ITS MALAKAI HERE!!!
REDRUMREDRUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the courage of the fearless crew The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan The Skipper too, The millionaire and his wife, The movie star The professor and Mary Ann, Here on Gilligans Isle. So this is the talel of the castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, Will do their very best, To make the others comfortable, In the tropic island nest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, Not a single luxury, Like Robinson Crusoe, As primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From seven stranded castways, Here on "Gilligan's Isle." |
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Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes,lose my lube cruising for a piece of fun looking out for number one different partner every night so narcotic, outta sight what a gas, what a beautiful ass. And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me yeah Kind of buzz that lasts for days had some help from insect ways comes across all shy and coy just another nancy boy, Woman man or modern monkey just another happy junkie fifty pounds press my button going down And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me yeah Does his makeup in his room douse himself with cheap perfume eyeholes in a paper bag greatest lay I ever had kind of guy who mates for life gotta help him find a wife we're a couple when our bodies double And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me yeah And it all breaks down at the role reversal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over me And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal got the muse in my head she's universal spinnin' me round she's coming over m
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Gaaaaaaaaawd I love this song!!!
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Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!) Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah 
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once when I was a little boy
grandma gave me a little toy silver bells on a piece of string she told me it was my ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling wont you play with my ding-a-ling I wont go into the extra verses...
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on (Spoken:) But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder. "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us" they kept demanding And he really came RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and he said "I feel fine" RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him till he was dead (Spoken:) Oh, those Russians... |
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hey !
 girls are we fun fun yet !! 
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Annie's 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore,
nobody ever told her it's the wrong way. Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid, for your family get paid, it's the wrong way. I gave her all that I had to give, I'm gonna make it hard to live. Salty tears runnin' down to her chin, and it ruins up her make-up I never wanted. A cigarette, pressed between her lips, but I'm starin' at her tits, it's the wrong way. Strong if I can, but I am only a man, so I take her to the can, it's the wrong way. The only family that she's ever had, is her 7 horny brothers and her drunk ass dad. He needed money so he put her on the street, everything was going fine until the day she met, me. Happy, are you sad, do you wanna shoot your dad, I'll do anything I can, It's the wrong way. We talk all night, try to make it right, Believe me **** was tight, it was the wrong way. So run away if you wanna stay, 'cause I ain't here to make ya, Oh No It's up to you what you really wanna do, spend some time in America Dub-style! She'll give you all that she got to give, but I'm gonna make it hard to live. Big Salty tears rollin' down to her chin, and it smears up her make-up I never wanted. So we ran away and I'm sorry when I say, that straight to this very day, it was the wrong way. She took a hike, don't matter if I like it or not, because she only wants the wrong way. I gave her all that I had to give, but she still wouldn't take it, Oh No. Her two brown eyes are leakin' like a sieve, and it still ruins up her make-up I never wanted.
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This is the Canadian channel.............do you have a passport to be here????
 If not.......please send 14 bottles of your best champagne to me!!!
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Jitterbug [4X]
You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same But something's bugging you Something ain't right My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah) You take the grey skies out of my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day Turned a bright spark into a flame My beats per minute never been the same 'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel Come on, baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing, everything will be all right Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby) (Jitterbug) (Jitterbug) Cuddle up, baby, move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance, we'll stay home instead (Jitterbug) Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Take me dancing (Boom-boom-boom) |
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This is the Canadian channel.............do you have a passport to be here???? If not.......please send 14 bottles of your best champagne to me!!! |
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staring at her tits is never the wrong way...and no...I'm german...you can have schnapps or bourbon....your pick
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