The first baseball card was of God, he played in the Big inning....

George Washington was not only the first president of the united states but was key to the naming of the oval office, prior reports say it was to be called the messed up circle room.

Abraham Lincoln known primarily for his honesty never paid income taxes!!!!!

If at first you don't succeed was coined by an obvious loser

The first man to say "Whenever I look for something, its always in the last place I look." Was an idiot, I've never continued to look after finding my stuff.

Knowing the lyrics to every Aerosmith song does not make you cool, infact it often times is quite opposite.

Guitar Hero is a video game, and is not impressive if you are good at it. Playing a real guitar is impressive.

Some facts while being totally true, might not actually be literally true. Which brings my last point.

Learn how to use the word Literally, which means something actually happened the way you say it. If you say Lebron James Literally flew through the air at his last game, you are trying to make me believe he sprouted wings and flew through the air.

Virtually is what you should use, since it means it happened like that. As in he jumped so high it seemed as if he were flying!!!!!

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A bird in the hand is breakfast, a bird in the bush is painful!