A woman woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in
bed with her. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled
sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her
husband.Listening, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to
the basement to find her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall,
sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?"
he replied "And remember, he said I had two choices: I could either
marry you or spend the next 20 years in prison
Baffled, she said YES,YES I remember. SO?
"Well... "I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY"

LMAO GOOD ONE

That's funny I like that one. lol