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Just let me know what you think everyone. Honest, opinions only please.
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Not sure bro' yer not my type....lol
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you gotta look cool....like me
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Be confident and just message people. There are a lot of nice people here:). Good luck
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YOO MUCH HAIR!
 
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With more strength,dont say or think "do i have a chance",u have a good as chance as any if your not afraid to be rejected.Be confident and change your profile to tell about your like's and dislike's more,but dont stray to bs in it..just add more so they can have more of a feel what your about,not just divorced and daughter..what u like to do and why.And add yourself to a topic now and again to show your not afraid to show your own opinion,let them know your willing to put yourself out there and are serious..gl
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Edited by
JusWannaSayHi
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Thu 09/11/08 01:05 AM
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 Well......
The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?
3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?
3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?
3.DO YOU CLEAN?
4.DO YOU COOK?
5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?
6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY...
Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?
8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?
10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?
IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???
LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??
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Edited by
Mr_Brightside777
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Thu 09/11/08 01:35 AM
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1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? Yes
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? Yes 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? If you'll take one with me. 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? Yes 3.DO YOU CLEAN? You mean like... DISHES n' stuff?? 
4.DO YOU COOK? Cats 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? Do you like cat? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... "I'll massage more than THAT!" 
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? Do you want a six pack and some gummy bears? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? More than likely... Long as it's nothin' GROSS! 
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? Can I have sex with you whenever I want? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? Yes... ME! IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? Why would I make me feel any less like a man?? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? 11 and a half... Double E WIDE! 
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Well......
The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?aye 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?i try to 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?aye 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?aye 3.DO YOU CLEAN?i try to 4.DO YOU COOK?when i can 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?yes
6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY...
Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...gladly  ....oh i mean yes hehe 
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?ill try to 
8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?depends on the topic 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?i wouldnt mind being open with you 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?sure IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???not at all, we all have needs right? 
LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??11
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HUmmmm....
anyother takers willing to fill out my application??? Well gimme a minute boys , lets see who else comes in .... |
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we shall see wont we?
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Can remember when I was in your shoes; more or less walking wounded post divorce so don't want to dog you out for being honest about your lead in but I don't think it is going to get you a lot of response. Kind of like asking a gal if she wants to be the first disposable; not terribly flattering.
You aren't a bad looking guy; have a good job. and evidently not all bad if custodial Dad but a smile would help and maybe sheding the facial hair. Leave out how much you smoke. Would say try to quit because more and more people are skipping smokers. Try adding a few things you like to do; favorite sport, music, movie or tv program, food, vacation spot? Are you a jeans and flannel guy off the job? Do you collect anything? Give people something positive to respond to or ask a question about. Like they say post post post Lot of folks watch your rythm awhile before they respond so don't give up or go negative. Good Luck |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Thu 09/11/08 02:18 AM
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the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me
i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling |
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Well......
The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?
3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?
3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?
3.DO YOU CLEAN?
4.DO YOU COOK?
5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?
6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY...
Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?
8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?
10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?
IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???
LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??
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 intimate encounter on your profile
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With more strength,dont say or think "do i have a chance",u have a good as chance as any if your not afraid to be rejected.Be confident and change your profile to tell about your like's and dislike's more,but dont stray to bs in it..just add more so they can have more of a feel what your about,not just divorced and daughter..what u like to do and why.And add yourself to a topic now and again to show your not afraid to show your own opinion,let them know your willing to put yourself out there and are serious..gl |
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the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling
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Well......
The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?
2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?
3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?
3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?
3.DO YOU CLEAN?
4.DO YOU COOK?
5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?
6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY...
Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?
8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?
10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?
IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???
LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??
 Well I want to know!!!
 THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS DEB!!
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the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling
That's why I love that woman. Lisa's a straight shooter who pulls no punches and knows how to call a spade a spade... Listen to her, dude! 
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1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? Yes 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? Yes 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? If you'll take one with me. 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? Yes 3.DO YOU CLEAN? You mean like... DISHES n' stuff??
4.DO YOU COOK? Cats 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? Do you like cat? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... "I'll massage more than THAT!"
7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? Do you want a six pack and some gummy bears? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? More than likely... Long as it's nothin' GROSS!
9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? Can I have sex with you whenever I want? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? Yes... ME! IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? Why would I make me feel any less like a man?? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? 11 and a half... Double E WIDE!
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