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Topic: Do I stand a chance?
badorder2001 Joined Wed 09/10/08 Posts: 8	Wed 09/10/08 10:33 PM
Just let me know what you think everyone. Honest, opinions only please.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Wed 09/10/08 10:39 PM
Not sure bro' yer not my type....lol

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 09/10/08 10:41 PM
you gotta look cool....like me

Dreamer01 Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 843	Wed 09/10/08 10:41 PM
Be confident and just message people. There are a lot of nice people here:). Good luck

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Wed 09/10/08 11:47 PM
YOO MUCH HAIR!

Socratease Joined Wed 07/30/08 Posts: 417	Thu 09/11/08 12:21 AM
With more strength,dont say or think "do i have a chance",u have a good as chance as any if your not afraid to be rejected.Be confident and change your profile to tell about your like's and dislike's more,but dont stray to bs in it..just add more so they can have more of a feel what your about,not just divorced and daughter..what u like to do and why.And add yourself to a topic now and again to show your not afraid to show your own opinion,let them know your willing to put yourself out there and are serious..gl

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Thu 09/11/08 12:56 AM Edited by JusWannaSayHi on Thu 09/11/08 01:05 AM
Well...... The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? 4.DO YOU COOK? 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??

Mr_Brightside777 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 302	Thu 09/11/08 01:06 AM Edited by Mr_Brightside777 on Thu 09/11/08 01:35 AM
1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? Yes 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? Yes 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? If you'll take one with me. 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? Yes 3.DO YOU CLEAN? You mean like... DISHES n' stuff?? 4.DO YOU COOK? Cats 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? Do you like cat? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... "I'll massage more than THAT!" 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? Do you want a six pack and some gummy bears? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? More than likely... Long as it's nothin' GROSS! 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? Can I have sex with you whenever I want? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? Yes... ME! IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? Why would I make me feel any less like a man?? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? 11 and a half... Double E WIDE!

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Thu 09/11/08 01:21 AM
Well...... The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF?aye 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF?i try to 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF?aye 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT?aye 3.DO YOU CLEAN?i try to 4.DO YOU COOK?when i can 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE?yes 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET...gladly ....oh i mean yes hehe 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT?ill try to 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY?depends on the topic 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK?i wouldnt mind being open with you 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY?sure IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN???not at all, we all have needs right? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN??11

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Thu 09/11/08 01:27 AM
HUmmmm.... anyother takers willing to fill out my application??? Well gimme a minute boys , lets see who else comes in ....

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Thu 09/11/08 01:29 AM
we shall see wont we?

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Thu 09/11/08 01:50 AM
Can remember when I was in your shoes; more or less walking wounded post divorce so don't want to dog you out for being honest about your lead in but I don't think it is going to get you a lot of response. Kind of like asking a gal if she wants to be the first disposable; not terribly flattering. You aren't a bad looking guy; have a good job. and evidently not all bad if custodial Dad but a smile would help and maybe sheding the facial hair. Leave out how much you smoke. Would say try to quit because more and more people are skipping smokers. Try adding a few things you like to do; favorite sport, music, movie or tv program, food, vacation spot? Are you a jeans and flannel guy off the job? Do you collect anything? Give people something positive to respond to or ask a question about. Like they say post post post Lot of folks watch your rythm awhile before they respond so don't give up or go negative. Good Luck

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Thu 09/11/08 02:18 AM Edited by papersmile on Thu 09/11/08 02:18 AM
the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Thu 09/11/08 07:00 AM
Well...... The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? 4.DO YOU COOK? 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? Hahahaha your Hella funny gurl!

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 09/11/08 07:09 AM
intimate encounter on your profile

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Thu 09/11/08 07:54 AM
With more strength,dont say or think "do i have a chance",u have a good as chance as any if your not afraid to be rejected.Be confident and change your profile to tell about your like's and dislike's more,but dont stray to bs in it..just add more so they can have more of a feel what your about,not just divorced and daughter..what u like to do and why.And add yourself to a topic now and again to show your not afraid to show your own opinion,let them know your willing to put yourself out there and are serious..gl like he said

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Thu 09/11/08 07:54 AM
the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling and like she said

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Fri 09/12/08 12:55 AM
Well...... The important QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED FIRST. 1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? 3.DO YOU CLEAN? 4.DO YOU COOK? 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? Hahahaha your Hella funny gurl! Well I want to know!!! THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS DEB!!

Mr_Brightside777 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 302	Fri 09/12/08 12:55 AM
the 'looking for women for an intimate encounter' on your profile is a big red flag for me i'm not interested in dating, but i wouldn't bother with a man who only wanted a sexual fling and like she said That's why I love that woman. Lisa's a straight shooter who pulls no punches and knows how to call a spade a spade... Listen to her, dude!

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Fri 09/12/08 02:13 AM
1.DO YOU BRUSH YO TEEF? Yes 2.DO YOU FLOSS YO TEEF? Yes 3.DO YOU TAKE A BAFF? If you'll take one with me. 3.DO YOU USE DEODORANT? Yes 3.DO YOU CLEAN? You mean like... DISHES n' stuff?? 4.DO YOU COOK? Cats 5.IF YOU COOK IS IT EATABLE? Do you like cat? 6.WHATS YOUR ANSWER IF I SAY... Q: MASSAGE MY FEET... "I'll massage more than THAT!" 7.WILL YOU GIMME ME WHAT I WANT? Do you want a six pack and some gummy bears? 8.WILL YOU DO AS I SAY? More than likely... Long as it's nothin' GROSS! 9.ARE YOU WILLING TO GIMME YOUR WEEKLY CHECK? Can I have sex with you whenever I want? 10.CAN I HAVE A SEX TOY? Yes... ME! IF SO WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ANY LESS OF A MAN??? Why would I make me feel any less like a man?? LAST ONE.... WHATCHO SHOE SIZE AGAIN?? 11 and a half... Double E WIDE!