When I was about 5 my dad decided to sell our big dog as he was tired of the barking.So my sister and little brother all hopped in the car with the dog in the back seat to make the 30 minute ride to the new owners home. Well, we loved to bring our crayons along and color on road trips so we thought it would be funny to see if the dog liked eating crayons! Well, he did!! So we must have let him gobble up about 2 boxes of crayons along the way. So, we finally get to the peoples house as they are all awaiting their new pet as the mom,dad and 3 kids are standing by the front of the sidewalk as we pulled up. My dad who had no sense of humor and was ready to spank us for any little thing was serious when he said somberly "open the door and hold onto the leash and don't screw this deal up for me! Just hand the people the the leash and I'll get my money and we'll go. Ok, seemed easy enough as dad was wanting a fast deal with no problems! The door popped open and my sister and brother jumped out as I held the dog on the leash and all was ideal as my dad put on a fake smile and said to the eager faces :"Here's that perfect dog you wanted, I hope it brings you much happiness!" As the last word came out of my dad's mouth the dog squatted down on the sidewalk just inches away from the the people's feet and blasted out a huge batch of hot steaming diareah that was every color of the rainbow!! i HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT EVER!! It was simply beautiful!! bLUES AND GREENS AND YELLOW AND RED....All swirled together in a shiny pure liquid mass !! The looks on the peoples faces and kids faces were priceless as their mouths dropped open as well as my dad's who looked at me and said "what the hell did you do to that&^%$) dog!! I knew I was in for the biggest butt whoopin of my life!! (The people bought the dog but were assured this was not an everyday type of bowel movement!!!) true story!!