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Topic: DAMN NEWBIES!!!!
Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 09/10/08 02:13 PM
Actually the fact that they have no bladder an pee wherever they walk bothers me. Vermin! Oh look at that reason two on the list of why I hate rodents...

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Wed 09/10/08 02:15 PM
Actually the fact that they have no bladder an pee wherever they walk bothers me. Vermin! Oh look at that reason two on the list of why I hate rodents... They will also eat you alive if they are given that option...Snake food is all they are good for!

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Wed 09/10/08 02:15 PM
Actually the fact that they have no bladder an pee wherever they walk bothers me. Vermin! Oh look at that reason two on the list of why I hate rodents... They will also eat you alive if they are given that option...Snake food is all they are good for! ohhhhhhhh I thought you were talking about Europeans

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 09/10/08 02:16 PM
Actually the fact that they have no bladder an pee wherever they walk bothers me. Vermin! Oh look at that reason two on the list of why I hate rodents... They will also eat you alive if they are given that option...Snake food is all they are good for! The book 1984 killed it for me.... EEEWWWWWW icky.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 09/10/08 02:23 PM
They will also eat you alive if they are given that option...Snake food is all they are good for! richard gere would argue that

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Wed 09/10/08 02:28 PM
They will also eat you alive if they are given that option...Snake food is all they are good for! richard gere would argue that Still vermin tho! The little bastards bite when you peel the electrical tape off from them! Nothing worse than a gerbil with an attitude...Anal, they are!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 09/10/08 02:30 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth... Just saying.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 09/10/08 02:31 PM
I fricken hate newbies. Especially when they come with lots of friends and try take over the place.

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Wed 09/10/08 02:36 PM
I fricken hate newbies. Especially when they come with lots of friends and try take over the place. Like vermin...They come in droves and the next thing you know they are creeping into your bed! Filthy beasts!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 09/10/08 02:40 PM
I fricken hate newbies. Especially when they come with lots of friends and try take over the place. Like vermin...They come in droves and the next thing you know they are creeping into your bed! Filthy beasts! If we made this a Catholic site and inititated them, we'd only see them on Christmas and Easter...there's a thought....

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 09/10/08 02:43 PM
Like vermin...They come in droves and the next thing you know they are creeping into your bed! Filthy beasts! was that you trying to spoon me lastnight?

Richt6 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 111	Wed 09/10/08 02:47 PM
Like vermin...They come in droves and the next thing you know they are creeping into your bed! Filthy beasts! was that you trying to spoon me lastnight? I was just trying to get my gerbils back!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Wed 09/10/08 03:31 PM
I was just trying to get my gerbils back! oh that reminds me of this joke that was passed around work...lol.... "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

shmeeshmoo Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 118	Wed 09/10/08 09:21 PM
haha yes i meant you.. ahh how do you not see it? :P

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Wed 09/10/08 09:23 PM
what did you say i can touch you boobies, naw im cool, thx for the offer thou, Awwe c'mon dubz ... ya know ya wanna

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Wed 09/10/08 09:23 PM
isn't this guy a newbie

JusWannaSayHi Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 2743	Wed 09/10/08 09:24 PM
isn't this guy a newbie yeah ... pffffffffffffffffft... one of them bomers Think they KNOW EVERYTHING! Think they are soooooo funny!!! WUT EVA!!

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Wed 09/10/08 09:26 PM
isn't this guy a newbie yeah ... pffffffffffffffffft... one of them bomers Think they KNOW EVERYTHING! Think they are soooooo funny!!! WUT EVA!! hmmmmm...i gots his newbie.....in a meat grinder

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Wed 09/10/08 09:27 PM
Awwe c'mon dubz ... ya know ya wanna as you said earlier, ding dong !!!

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Wed 09/10/08 09:28 PM
Awwe c'mon dubz ... ya know ya wanna as you said earlier, ding dong !!! dubz, who is this wanker?