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A little girl is riding her bike when she is approached by a mounted
police officer. He says "That is a very nice bike did Santa bring you that for x-mas?" "yes he did" she repies. The officer writes out a ticket and tells her to tell santa to put a reflector on it next time. She looks at the horse and asks" That is a very pretty horse did Santa bring that to you for x-mas?" "Yes he did" he replies laughing. "Next year tell Santa the d**k goes underneath not on teh back." |
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LOL, funny
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LOL
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O.O LMAO!! omg that was funny! good one!
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alluuuuuuuuuuu
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omg that was good
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I got one almost the same as that but at the end of the joke the little girl looks up and says "Nice pig you've got there", the mounted police officer said, it's not a pig, it's a horse. The little girl replied "I wasn't talking to you,I was talking to the horse" 
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LMAO THATS A GOOD ONE.
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