Topic: Humm What's In Your Vehicle?
Riding_Dubz's photo
Tue 09/09/08 08:45 AM
My rides are spotless inside and out,

gotta keep them dubs clean,

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 08:52 AM

Ummmm, loads of toys,a handheld racing game, three hundred and forty two matchbox cars, three umbrellas, lots of body sprays, sunglasses and purell, candy tins for mints, and two beach chairs in the trunk from Labor Day weekend.


Can tell you have a boy lol aww the joy of having small kids there toys follow them.bigsmile

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 08:55 AM


cd's and...water....my car leaks


oh yeah, i have LOTS of empty water bottles laying around.

whenever the kids are bad (fighting, whining, yelling, etc.) i just open a bottle of water and toss a bit back there over my shoulder at them. that usually gets them giggling and they forget what they were fighting about. it's only a summer month resort though


Lmao, shsh girl get a water gun they shoot farther lol:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

no photo
Tue 09/09/08 08:59 AM
hmm...cd's...empty cigg packs...clothes...blankets (cause my window didn't roll up for awhile, and just in case it started to rain)....empty beer bottles...condoms.....

it was a mess.
still is.

snuggles1963's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:03 AM
The front seat's not too bad, but the back seat has lots of dog hair, a couple of rawhide bones and a squeaky toy. Have to keep the child occupied when we ride you know!

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:06 AM
But I had a freind call me up one day. She says her new chevy malibu is getting terrible mileage and asks if I can take a look at it. I said sure. Uh huh....you guessed it....she pulls up and its full of garbage and junk. It smelled so bad from the garbage and half eaten burgers I thought I was gonna puke. I told her she could use my dumpster once and never again. We determined her mileage loss from the weight of her garbage/ pack rat insanity. She had over 3000 pounds of crap in her car. It weighed 7000 pounds at the feed mill scale. Here's a list of what we removed: 400 pounds of garbage including cig packs, rotten food, catsup packs, dirty diapers, cans, bottles, and rags. Wrought iron railings. 600 pounds of decorative lawn entryway stones. 3 garbage bags of childrens toys. A 27 inch tv with stand, a home stereo, and stands in the trunk. The tires were bald from the weight. The car could barely move from the burden. She was getting 4 mpg- afterwards- 47 mpg. What a pig.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:09 AM

My rides are spotless inside and out,

gotta keep them dubs clean,
...amen to dubs clean and halelueiha to monster mosfet sound systems.

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:10 AM

But I had a freind call me up one day. She says her new chevy malibu is getting terrible mileage and asks if I can take a look at it. I said sure. Uh huh....you guessed it....she pulls up and its full of garbage and junk. It smelled so bad from the garbage and half eaten burgers I thought I was gonna puke. I told her she could use my dumpster once and never again. We determined her mileage loss from the weight of her garbage/ pack rat insanity. She had over 3000 pounds of crap in her car. It weighed 7000 pounds at the feed mill scale. Here's a list of what we removed: 400 pounds of garbage including cig packs, rotten food, catsup packs, dirty diapers, cans, bottles, and rags. Wrought iron railings. 600 pounds of decorative lawn entryway stones. 3 garbage bags of childrens toys. A 27 inch tv with stand, a home stereo, and stands in the trunk. The tires were bald from the weight. The car could barely move from the burden. She was getting 4 mpg- afterwards- 47 mpg. What a pig.


OMG, I do hope your joking on this one that is sad. It drives me nuts if my car is dirty.

That is well should be put in guiness book of world records lmaonoway noway noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:11 AM

My rides are spotless inside and out,

gotta keep them dubs clean,


Humm how many rides ya got?

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:12 AM
Take pride in your ride. I don't drive a garbage can.

Riding_Dubz's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:12 AM

...amen to dubs clean and halelueiha to monster mosfet sound systems.


that's me always banging them hits,

bass his so hard make your stomach turn,


drinker drinks drinker drinks

drinker drinks drinker drinks

Riding_Dubz's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:13 AM


Humm how many rides ya got?


2 a mustang and expedition

i've had that mustang for 10 years this,

august,

baby_gurl's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:15 AM
i have to agree i have alot of crap in my car.

CD's, pepsi cans (empty), water bottles, kids toys, clean dippers (that my kids tock the bag and put em everywhere), juice stains on my seats, oh ya there's alot of **** in there lol

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:21 AM
Funny cause when my daughter started dating the one thing I use to tell her and she always looked at me funny. Took my kids awhile to figure out that I was right.

Always told them that no matter what that when your date drives up look at what they drive. No matter how old it is or new look to see if it is clean. If they drive up and it looks like they have not washed it in months stuff falls out the door when you open it. Then tell them you don't feel to well and stay home.

Maybe a bit harsh but when one is young normally the only thing they have to take care of is their car/truck. If they don't at least take pride in it then most the time they will never take pride in what they have. One must learn to take pride in the things they have for in life nothing is normally just handed to them once they hit the real world. So they should start while parents are willing to help them on their way.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:21 AM


But I had a freind call me up one day. She says her new chevy malibu is getting terrible mileage and asks if I can take a look at it. I said sure. Uh huh....you guessed it....she pulls up and its full of garbage and junk. It smelled so bad from the garbage and half eaten burgers I thought I was gonna puke. I told her she could use my dumpster once and never again. We determined her mileage loss from the weight of her garbage/ pack rat insanity. She had over 3000 pounds of crap in her car. It weighed 7000 pounds at the feed mill scale. Here's a list of what we removed: 400 pounds of garbage including cig packs, rotten food, catsup packs, dirty diapers, cans, bottles, and rags. Wrought iron railings. 600 pounds of decorative lawn entryway stones. 3 garbage bags of childrens toys. A 27 inch tv with stand, a home stereo, and stands in the trunk. The tires were bald from the weight. The car could barely move from the burden. She was getting 4 mpg- afterwards- 47 mpg. What a pig.


OMG, I do hope your joking on this one that is sad. It drives me nuts if my car is dirty.

That is well should be put in guiness book of world records lmaonoway noway noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
...not joking. Her name is tracy. I called her dad and he helped clean out the car and gave his daughter hell for destroying a new malibu. Keep this in mind- the smell of urine, dirty diapers, bongwater, and spilled beer never comes out of a car. You can remove and replace the complete interior of the car and it will still smell. It permeates into the metal- the galvanized steel the car is made of and never leaves. Her car smells and always will smell like dumpster juice. The car was financed and I tease her about making monthly payments on a dumpster.

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:23 AM
OMG, well kuddos for you for cleaning it out but ohhhhhhhh I would not have wanted that task shshshs noway noway noway noway noway noway

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:41 AM

OMG, well kuddos for you for cleaning it out but ohhhhhhhh I would not have wanted that task shshshs noway noway noway noway noway noway
...embarassing is your dad and your freinds cleaning the garbage out of your car wearing tyvek mop suits and respirators with all the neighbors sitting in lawnchairs watching and drinking beer thinking there is a hazardous materials spill. Then the cops get nosy and stop by and want to know what's going on and sit and watch us. Yeah embarassing beyond contempt. What a pig.

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:44 AM


OMG, well kuddos for you for cleaning it out but ohhhhhhhh I would not have wanted that task shshshs noway noway noway noway noway noway
...embarassing is your dad and your freinds cleaning the garbage out of your car wearing tyvek mop suits and respirators with all the neighbors sitting in lawnchairs watching and drinking beer thinking there is a hazardous materials spill. Then the cops get nosy and stop by and want to know what's going on and sit and watch us. Yeah embarassing beyond contempt. What a pig.


OMG, but............ now the question is did she learn from that and what does her car look like today whoa

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:52 AM
Tracys dad yelled at me saying "Why don't you marry my daughter and make her a respectable woman?!!!" I told him "Because I don't marry filthy dirty potsmoking procrastinating farm animals. No seriously- did you see her jenga dishes in her sink? Look like a game of jenga gone bad. Dirty dishes piled to the ceiling." That's nasty.

bad_girl's photo
Tue 09/09/08 09:58 AM
Just cleaned it out, only thing in it are a pair of boots and a bag of potting soil