A hard man is good to find.

Sigh......

i hate the word "nut", it is totaly disrespectfull to those folks that have no nuts and have to struggle in life to accomplish the simpilest of things!!!!



you should have been here when i got up this morning then

Pppshaw! I want to be the one to take credit for those type things.

There are a lot of funny quips in this thread, but this one is my favourite.

What is an online enemy anyway? should i be worried?

At the end of the day plenty of people already like me, and many people here like my humour, even though some dont. If anyone doesnt like me it is not a concern of mine.

The funniest thing though is how people are offended because I GOT CALLED A RETARD. No actually, maybe it is that i joked that Rick was a pedophile and nobody has mentioned it once.

But anyway, im not gonna argue with anyone anymore, this is a joke thread(so expect jokes if you reply to this)

how do you get a retard to commit suicide?







put a knife in his hand and ask him "Whos Special?"

lol! I think somebody is gonna get upset..

that was really sick

funny, but sick...

I'm conflicted

I'm a hussy. Nice to meet you, conflicted. Did you see that flick, afflicted?

Interesting. I see I missed all of the fun. Speaking of retards... I am not in a "funny" mood today and thought I would get a laugh here...hmph!

Just wait Rich, i am sure it will get funny when certain people read Phils joke!

Phil can be funny can't he? Funnier is being called a newbie and slammed for it etc...Some of the funniest people here are newbies. **waits for the inevitable slam**

My one year anniversary is coming up. Sigh....

I hope there is a roast for me. Will ya'll come to this hussies' roast if I get someone to host?

I say the more the merrier. I don't miss the ninja bored posters...

I'll come to your roast, but only if i can come in a wheelchair and dribble in the corner...

How did I miss this all day???? I have just spent a good 15 minutes reading all of these and at one time accidentally swallowed my gum. You guys are hilarious.

i like turtles

If you think about it, turtles are socially retarded. They're slow and boring. But I still like them.

Wahey! someone that appreciates good humour!

I got a turtle trying to poke its head out..

Apparently Dan likes wheelchairs. He's he's going to come in one when he attends the roast!

my daughter calls it "prarrie doging it"

I'm picturing the snail riding on the turtle's back, yellin "Wheeeeeeeeeee..."

it's all relative