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I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!!
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well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed
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That is from all the HOT AIR she must endure lmao
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well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed burn!
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well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed 
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I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!! I know how you feel. My blow up doll blew up! 
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thats what a pry bar is good for,, stick it between the knees, careful not to puncture her, and grease them hip joints up a bit ,, or you could hand her 2 asprin,, when she says she dont need them then say good, you have no headache,, no excuses get in that bed woman!!!!!!!
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I heard that she was eating pickles in bed and Mikey kicked her out into oneof those famous Nebraska blizzards
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I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!! I know how you feel. My blow up doll blew up! |
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thats what a pry bar is good for,, stick it between the knees, careful not to puncture her, and grease them hip joints up a bit ,, or you could hand her 2 asprin,, when she says she dont need them then say good, you have no headache,, no excuses get in that bed woman!!!!!!!
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at least she will be blowing something,,,,,
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at least she will be blowing something,,,,, 
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boy can you imagine how XRATED those fanatsies are
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yeah nothing like the sound of rubber bending all around ya, and the smell of it after the deed,,,,
   
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if you infate her properly she won't bend all that much
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but then you get kinda flat lay,, and no one likes someone who deflates during the deed
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