Topic: My neighbor, the pig
JTstrang's photo
Tue 09/09/08 07:17 AM
My neighbor the pig
In his dirty house of twigs
I hear him eat all the time
living in his excrement like swine
His mud over flows
into my yard as the wind blows
I am just a lone wolf
Yelling at him I huff and I puff

I wouldn't eat you little pig
You smell just like your sh1t
The cheese you eat has made you big
But I am angry just not throwing a fit
clean up the yard were forced to share
It looks like a diarrhea war zone
I'll grab your chin and pull out that hair
I just wish this lone wolf could be left alone

My neighbor the pig
with canckles for legs
Eats his weight in slop
Not as high class as the other pig the cop
It's brown and red all on the ground
Around me sh1tting where you eat is not allowed
I am afraid your carelessness will give me disease
I'm already itchy from your fleas

My neighbor the pig
Wants to talk to me I hide behind my wig
Tries to sell me his stuff
To buy more meat for his face to stuff
His fridge is full of his dead friends
Whose lives came to untimely ends
And I the wolf am supposed to be
The monster but it isn't me

samauribaby's photo
Tue 09/09/08 07:30 AM
this guy sounds nasty... does he sh*t in the yard or something??? eeewwwww!

brennensdaddy313's photo
Tue 09/09/08 07:40 AM
i take it you dont like him lol

JTstrang's photo
Thu 09/11/08 05:09 PM
I hate this guy