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 When she gets falling down drunk halfway thru the date (true story)
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I went on one date... we met at the park, perfectly respectable first date. The plan was to take a walk in the park on a beautiful day and get to know one another a lil. Maybe grab some lunch if things went well. He was sitting at the park when I pulled in. First of all, he was about 5 or 6 inches shorter than he had told me. Second of all, he told me we needed to run to his house cause he had someone come by wanting a tattoo. Against my better judgment, I drove my own car to his house... (didn't wanna be stuck in case it felt wrong) I walked in the house, there were 3 other people there, and he grabbed my ass in the first 10 min... Luckily I had my friend set up for the "emergency" call... Had to run! *whew*
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Tell him you have to leave early before your insanely jealous husband gets off work and starts looking for his car and his credit card and his gun permit.  
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Oh boy, all these great stories, maybe I should reconsider.
I was seeing this gal, the only time she would text me was after a few drinks. Sexy text. But knew the timing was wrong for me to come over. She showed up at the job drunk, short skirt. Kinda wild stuff. She had a profile on JSH for awhile, before and after we were going out. We never did any of the things she listed on her profile. Drinks occasionally meant anytime, and lots of it. |
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Geez, I'm sorry I have to cut this short, that was my wife on the phone, I've got to get home.
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Why yes. I had a guy keep me waiting over an hour, showed up drunk and obnoxious, ordered two of the same appetizer then yelled at the waitress because he had two of the same thing, picked up a piece of sashimi and shoved it in my mouth with so much wasabi the tears came streaming down my face, picked food from one plate up with his hands and moved it to the other plate and shoved the empty plate so hard it almost landed on the floor. Then he wanted to kiss me?  That's the point at which I threw some money on the table and walked out! Guess he was lucky you just threw money on the table. |
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If he was an ax-murderer. Seriously. What kind of a creep murders axes? They're innocent axes!!
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If the other person was picking at their scabs it would probably end it fairly quickly. Or even worse.. if they started picking at YOUR scabs.
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Can you think of a reason why you would cut the date very short? I'd say if she brought chaperons would be one! Oh well here's some of mine why they were cut short... 1.) He was to meet me at a coffee house when he got there he immediatly wanted to go to the bar next door, he downed 5 beers and kept asking what I wanted to do I finally said "IDK a movie" and he said "no, I don't want to go to a movie" then asked me to take him home to play "stroke the hairs" I left right quick. He asked on the way out if he should follow me or if I'd bring him back, I told him to follow me, but I would stab him in the neck with a knife when we got there. 2.) I met a guy and went christmas shopping and then wrapped presents and he took off his shoes and put his stinky feet on my lap then asked if he could sleep on my couch. I packed up his stuff and thanked him for lunch. 3.) I met an East Clevland Cop went to lunch with him and then he offered to take me to dinner, when he showed up at my house he asked if I "partied" I said "sure" he then asked if he could do coke off my coffee table. I went to the door and stood there and held it open until he left. 4.) I met another cop and agreed to meet him on my lunch hour, I was a salesperson at the time so I could take a bit longer lunches, at lunch before the meal came he told me to take the rest of the day off and go home with him. Needless to say I didn't eat that day. 5.) I was out with a guy in his neighborhood and at a bar that he went to all the time, his female friend came up and introduced herself and said to me "He's great in bed, you won't be disappointed" I left when I finished my drink. Uhm, ya... I've ended dates I wouldn't say it was early though... |
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Edited by
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Mon 09/08/08 03:51 PM
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If the other person was picking at their scabs it would probably end it fairly quickly. Or even worse.. if they started picking at YOUR scabs.  One time I got in a friends truck to go out on our date and he said.. before we get going to the restaurant I gotta swing by my buddies house to drop him off a couple of "dime bags". I got out of the truck. see yaaaa! I think the whole "date" was 20 mins.
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If the other person was picking at their scabs it would probably end it fairly quickly. Or even worse.. if they started picking at YOUR scabs. One time I got in a friends truck to go out on our date and he said.. before we get going to the restaurant I gotta swing by my buddies house to drop him off a couple of "dime bags". I got out of the truck. see yaaaa! Maybe he was rolling coins to take to the bank? and really if he was buying a couple dimes he would have just got a quarter or a half.... |
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Why yes. I had a guy keep me waiting over an hour, showed up drunk and obnoxious, ordered two of the same appetizer then yelled at the waitress because he had two of the same thing, picked up a piece of sashimi and shoved it in my mouth with so much wasabi the tears came streaming down my face, picked food from one plate up with his hands and moved it to the other plate and shoved the empty plate so hard it almost landed on the floor. Then he wanted to kiss me? That's the point at which I threw some money on the table and walked out! Guess he was lucky you just threw money on the table. I thought about it afterward and wished I hadn't given him a dime  |
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Why yes. I had a guy keep me waiting over an hour, showed up drunk and obnoxious, ordered two of the same appetizer then yelled at the waitress because he had two of the same thing, picked up a piece of sashimi and shoved it in my mouth with so much wasabi the tears came streaming down my face, picked food from one plate up with his hands and moved it to the other plate and shoved the empty plate so hard it almost landed on the floor. Then he wanted to kiss me? That's the point at which I threw some money on the table and walked out! what kinda guys you dating ?  poor ((((cherbear)))   No guys at this point!
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Had one talking about marriage.... and not kidding about it... Cut that one a bit short. 
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Had one talking about marriage.... and not kidding about it... Cut that one a bit short. Just not today, dear. |
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When she gets falling down drunk halfway thru the date (true story) 
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Can you think of a reason why you would cut the date very short? I'd say if she brought chaperons would be one! Oh well here's some of mine why they were cut short... 1.) He was to meet me at a coffee house when he got there he immediatly wanted to go to the bar next door, he downed 5 beers and kept asking what I wanted to do I finally said "IDK a movie" and he said "no, I don't want to go to a movie" then asked me to take him home to play "stroke the hairs" I left right quick. He asked on the way out if he should follow me or if I'd bring him back, I told him to follow me, but I would stab him in the neck with a knife when we got there. 2.) I met a guy and went christmas shopping and then wrapped presents and he took off his shoes and put his stinky feet on my lap then asked if he could sleep on my couch. I packed up his stuff and thanked him for lunch. 3.) I met an East Clevland Cop went to lunch with him and then he offered to take me to dinner, when he showed up at my house he asked if I "partied" I said "sure" he then asked if he could do coke off my coffee table. I went to the door and stood there and held it open until he left. 4.) I met another cop and agreed to meet him on my lunch hour, I was a salesperson at the time so I could take a bit longer lunches, at lunch before the meal came he told me to take the rest of the day off and go home with him. Needless to say I didn't eat that day. 5.) I was out with a guy in his neighborhood and at a bar that he went to all the time, his female friend came up and introduced herself and said to me "He's great in bed, you won't be disappointed" I left when I finished my drink. Uhm, ya... I've ended dates I wouldn't say it was early though...WoW you sound liKe youV'e ben on some of my DATES! LoL |
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"Is my little toe bigger then my big toe"...Wha, what now?
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"Is my little toe bigger then my big toe"...Wha, what now? Some chick asked you that?? |
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When she gets falling down drunk halfway thru the date (true story)  Baby I wanna hiccup Your baby! I thought you enjoyed our evenin? 
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