Topic: Bubba's Cooking
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Fri 03/23/07 06:09 PM

Each Friday night after work, Bubba wouldfire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic
....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venisonsteaks was causing
such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to
their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....andas the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a
Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the
neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into
Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

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Sun 03/25/07 08:38 AM
Love those Bubba jokes! Thanks

laugh

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Sun 03/25/07 08:56 PM
laugh laugh good one!! bigsmile