Niiiiiiice.

it reminds my of an invisible segway or a very slightly visible hovering fishless pogo-stick...

but it could just be the angle.

so what are we gonna do with all the fish?!

you can have it !!
i'm allergic to seafood

DD, time to celibrate. Got through another Monday!

hi (((((((((((Catch)))))))))))))))

Hi ((Purple))

Doing your crime scene focus, in a park setting?

WHATS UP LIL RICKY?????
POQUETO!

Who you callin' LITTLE, tiny?

<<<-------a full foot taller than her...

todays assignment......
50 things you should do at a Walmart ....
please bring cameras an take photos this time class.....



1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin
narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think
we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for
a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m
Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside
down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t
you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,
yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various
funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

welcome to wal-mart !
get your chit and get out !

its alot more fun to linger.....an build forts in the toilet paper isle an hide in there an scare people when they try to grab their toilet paper

nice knee socks by the way !!!

dont hate me because im beautiful,
hate because im rich !

I'm not much of a hater

i know this purple ...
just pickin' on ya !


how the heck have you been ?

dear diary.......I may just try and sleep in my bed tonight!!!

Oh........and my house smells like grilled cheese

heyyyyyyyyy purple and chevy and whoever else is lurkign in the shadowwwwwwwwwws???